“How Many People Have Died To Achieve This World Domination Of Yours?” “769.” “…What?”

Mc: *laying in Levi's bathtub* I'd like to see the depths of the ocean.

Levi: *pausing his game* What's that about?

Mc: I was just thinking, the earth is 70% ocean and there sure are a lot of beautiful and breathtaking places.

Levi: That's why?

Mc: I woke up with a mermaid complex, what can I tell you?

Levi: Uuumm *doubtful* maybe I can help?

Mc: ??

Levi: You get the permission and I'll call Lotan…

Mc: *jumping to their feet* Really?!!!!

Levi: *sinking back in his chair as he blushes* Yes...

Mc: *hugging him * Thank you, thank you, thank you! You and me, adventuring, like the Kord of the shadows and Henry!!!!

Levi: Yeah… *smiling* you and me.

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I need more moments of Levi and Mc bonding 🧡

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Little Jasmine by KUISHI Xu

I know Among Us would have Riddler HEATED

Barbie is really good at getting girlfriends

I love that the two genres of 'miku from my culture' posts are 'beautiful intricate traditional clothing' and 'what if miku was a regular at the gas station by my house'

Chappell Roan as Botticelli’s Venus 🐚

Sevika x Male Reader headcanons!

• She leaves you for a woman.

sf: https://www.tumblr.com/tonsillessscum/769541848758910976?source=share

When the aliens came to earth to invade, people were scared at first. But it quickly became apparent that even they didn’t spend as much on their military as the UNITED STATES OF AMERICA

"So this is how liberty dies... With thunderous applause."

Superfreaks

inspired by the poster for Little Miss Sunshine,