I Trust Nobody And Nobody Trusts Me...

holy fork!

Writer friends, I discovered a fun website today. It’s called “I Write Like” and here’s the description: Check which famous writer you write like with this statistical analysis tool, which analyzes your word choice and writing style and compares them with those of the famous writers.  Let me know which autor you got! 

Tried to capture this legend

milk and honey by rupi kaur

when she says she doesn’t send nudes

someone: all girls are beautiful and wonderful

me: yes absolutely

me: *remembers I am a girl*

me: with one unfortunate exception

My relationship with my followers

Me: ask me anything guys, nothing is off the limits.

Followers:

Me:

Followers:

Me: okay, I'll just reblog some pictures.

Keep the flame going for those we have lost to suicide. 

is shipping short for worshipping?

Reblog if you honestly have NEVER sent anon hate.

It pains me that only 14,000 people can honestly reblog this

The Crime Pencil.

Just look afraid and scuttle.

ever wanted to know what your name might be if you were a villain using the common thematic structures of ridiculous DC villains? 

wonder no more.

i am King Egg.