I Love My They/them Spider

"spleens did you just make two (technically three if you include that ask) posts about stan pines having big tits in a row back to back in like two days time" and to that i say i plead the fifth.

it’s been a minute since i did pixel art

(click for better quality. maybe. if you’re lucky)

*does this to you*

waoh

even MORE stan twin headcanons so we all know from the charity stream that ford is very oblivious to people flirting with him. haha! very funny! very silly! so when he goes out to bars with stan he usually doesnt understand when people are flirting with him (and if they're stupidly obvious with it, then he turns them down because hes married to mcgucket and YOU CANT TAKE THAT AWAY FROM ME-) and stan flirts with people in bars a lot. you know. as he does. whenever someone comes up to flirt with him or whatever, ford will look away and pretend not to listen.. and then turn back around when he realizes that stan is just as, if not, more dense and clueless than he is. and he doesn't even realize he's being flirted with?? he's just?? casually talking to this person who's clearly interested????? like it's taking him forever to realize?? when he does realize, though, he immediately starts flirting back and ford turns back around again. whether it's just an internal doubt where he doesn't think anybody would be interested in him, and just takes it as them being nice, or he's just really that clueless, ford doesn't really know. but he's started to put on a stopwatch to see just how long it would take for him to flirt back. the longest it's taken so far is 15 minutes and 34 seconds.

you know i am deeply tempted to make a visual rant of how to draw chubby characters because too many times i have seen accidental mpreg and i feel like i need to do something about that.

everytime i try to picture what i want to look like i picture mullet stan.

am i gender envying. is this what that feels like.

i need his gender.

i <3 these crazy bitches (they desperately need anti-psychotics)

i think a lot of people draw him with hair because he has hair

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(anons image) wait what when was this what episode huh?? they show multiple times that the man has no hair. in the memories he says he puts a hat on because he was losing his hair. this stage of some hair still being left is like. only shown in the memories during SotBE. I'm talking post canon.

does it look like this creature has hair. he has charlie brown sydrome he has like 4 tiny hairs on the top of his head. listen you can draw him with hair just dont try to tell me its canon (but also correct me if im wrong because im a dumbass sometimes)

my mother said she liked this one so you guys can also see it

here. a stan. (with this color pallet.)