Happy Fiddleford Friday. Here’s Young (maybe 12) Fiddleford.

no fucking way i missed the art club meeting.

AUUUGHHH

happy women’s. i love women

me looking at the tad strange tag because i wanna see stuff of him with the woodpecker guy and all i see is some random ass blue square (i had no idea about the tad strange incident of 2015): . what the hell happened here.

GOD DAMNIT I WAS WATCHING GRAVITY FALLS WITH MY AUNT (WHO HAS NOT WATCHED GRAVITY FALLS) AND I ACCIDENTALLY CALLED STAN STANLEY I TOLD MYSELF NOT TO FUCKING DO THAT

i’ve so far had two dreams about gravity falls

in both of them it was about the stan twins

in both of them i was stan

and both of them were in the past (first was with like. 27 year old twins and the more recent one was with child twins)

both were also relatively wholesome.

idk what point i’m trying to make here but i see a pattern.

going to attempt a fiddleford animation.

whether or not it happens. i don’t know. but ill try maybe

Hello hello, not to just appear randomly but I AM very interested in your interpretation of ABW Emma May 👀 if you want… to ramble…

screams. /pos

ok so basically im gonna explain the og timeline first so that i can like. define where the paths diverged into abw. emma may and fidds met when they were younger (about 1960 or so?). they were really good friends and all. fidds transitioned(1968), theyre still good cause em is supportive and all that. so now because its a boy and a girl people were like “relationship when?” and because fidds liked guys and em just. wasnt that interested in marriage in general. they were like “okay then. we can pretend we’re dating. thats fine.” so they did because they thought it would be the most simple way out of it. and then they runaway to college together (1972). fidds meets stanford, em probably kisses a few girls, idk. and then after college they got married (1977). now fidds actually wanted to have a kid. even outside of the whole religious and general societal pressures. and em was fine with that. this won’t make things complicated at all whatsoever. so they have tate. everything is going perfectly fine. 

and then that phone call happened (1980)

so fidds leaves. em is now in california with tate. fidds says he’ll be back soon. and about 2 years later is when it diverges. in the og timeline, fidds just doesnt come back. he gives a phone call, but its all cryptic and like. horrifying. so they divorce. the problem was less that he was out with stanford. that wasnt the issue. it was that he just left her behind entirely to deal with a kid that he wanted in the first place. so then they divorce. mostly to keep tate safe. even though that backfires completely and he leaves to go after fidds anyways (2002) which is an entirely different can of worms that i will also yap about if anyone wants me to.. HOWEVER. in abw, fidds calls em after the portal is called off. he has clearer communication and basically says “hey we called off the project because it was super dangerous. but i wanna stay in gravity falls with stanford and we’re gonna do really big things and have a bunch of money” so they work out a situation. em and tate move to oregon, theyre still married. they stay best friends. tate has both parents (including an extra dad lmao) and everyone is happy for the most part. em is actually pretty interested in the work that fidds and stanford do, so she visits sometimes to just watch what goes on and listen to fidds ramble on about it for a while, which is what was depicted in the fiddtober drawing. tldr; abw em doesnt divorce fidds. moves to oregon. supports him and stanford.  everyone happy. 

bonus points if it starts out normal and then they fuck it up. theyll put like. a little bit of whiskey with some eggnog. and then they add lemon juice and hot chocolate packets in there. like they always have to ruin it.

another stan twins headcanon much like mabel and her mabel juice, the stans will create the most fucked up alcohol concoctions known to mankind. whatever they have in their cabinet and fridge will work. vodka? sure, throw it in there. pitt cola? why not? some edible glitter thats probably from mabel? hell yeah. fuck it, lets throw some god damn pancake mix in there. its always the most disgusting shit ever, and they're the only two people on the planet who would ever even consider drinking it. why they do this, nobody knows. honestly whats the reason for any of the crazy shit they do.

i’m thinking about him again..

for some reason i feel compelled to draw stan drowning. i want him to drown. very dramatically might i add.

glub glub