The Vocal Stims Have Been Hitting Different Lately Which Lead Me To Thinking About What Stanley Or Stanfords

guys im gonna be very open and vulnerable with you right now. okay? dont make fun of me. im very, very, VERY tempted to make an oc for the simple purpose of shipping them with stan because i think he deserves to have a big bear boyfriend who loves him and they'd get married (for tax benefits of course) and be happy. too many people ship him with twinks. his boyfriend should completely tower over him. idk thats just what im thinking right now. edit: i gave in

ok i have another ford headcanon. what? its nwhs birthday still? ohhh. yeaah. this is totally related to that. happy 10 years of ford or whatever. this is definitely for that and i planned this ford pines is a trinket guy. this man has 12 shelves full of just little things. figurines, stickers, posters, prints, pins, magnets, plushies. he has it all. tardis figurines. doctor who posters. star trek posters. mothman plushies. pine trees everywhere. even mcguckets inventions that hes gifted to him (THEYRE MARRIED) are put on display. he loves having stuff to look at. he loves collecting shit. every little gift hes ever received is lovingly placed on a shelf or wall. you cant see out of the back window of that mans car from the amount of stickers and decals (probably to the point where its technically illegal but that never stopped him). you cant trust that man unsupervised in a store because he WILL be making impulsive purchases (or just stealing them. you know his pockets are filled to the brim with random stuff everytime he leaves a place.) he loves it. he loves it so so so so so much. he probably has a fuck ton of piercings and accessories and jewelry too. he loves decorating himself. its so much fun for him are you kidding. stan wears flashy shit for the sake of showing wealth. ford does it for the love of the game.

fiddtober day 15. honestly not very fidd and also a complete style switchup but. why not.

fuck people from discord have discovered my existance YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE.

fiddtober day 11. turns out having ocd isn’t great

hey. since i talked about stan's cane i'll talk about ford's too. ford isn't as dependent on his cane as stan is, but he still brings it with him everywhere because of how useful it is for non-cane purposes. fiddleford made it personally for him (THEYRE MARRIEEDD!!!!) and it is completely locked and loaded. literally. theres a button on it that when pressed, the handle pops out and deploys a fully loaded gun. not to mention the secret compartments. theres one for snacks (basically always full of jelly beans) theres one for pens, and theres a flashlight installed on it as well. its fully optimized for every situation and ford loves it so so so much. and the handle is SOO comfy in comparison to stan's. specifically crafted to fit his hand so its as easy to hold as possible. so much love and care put into every detail. the tip of the cane can be swapped out for different kinds of terrain, whether he's walking through the forest, a cave, or he's just in the shack. its luxury. stan still brags that his looks cooler though. and is he really wrong?

it’s been a minute since i did pixel art

(click for better quality. maybe. if you’re lucky)

my arm hurts

every time someone draws stan pines with big naturals an angel gains its wings.

Following you just bc of username and pfp tbh <3 glory to Spleens 🐱

did you guys know i used to ship florida man and australian man. did you guys know that was a thing.

it was. definitely something.