Look At Me Im So Important.

now that i think of it should i be tagging my aus.. do you guys want that. would that make things easier.

happy women’s. i love women

what do you mean i’m questioning my gender again. i thought we covered this like 3 years ago. What.

ok another stan headcanon.. that cane with the 8 ball on it? yeah. its a real cane. dipper and mabel both thought it was just a prop for a while (and most tourists also assume this) until one day stan's knee got locked up and he used it while inside the Shack and not just on tours. basically couldn't walk without it at that point. yeah. when his knee started acting up he stole got a cane. and yeah. maybe he did take off the original handle to superglue a really tacky and glossy 8 ball onto it. what are you gonna do about it? call the cops? so what if the lack of grip on it causes his hand to slip off sometimes and he ends up falling over? so what if its top heavy? so what if the spherical shape of it is hard to hold onto in general and feels awkward? it looks great. its part of his brand. almost as iconic as his fez. dont disrespect his cane or he will hit you over the head with it. edit: if you want to know what ford's cane is like.

a traditional ntl

fiddtober day one let’s go. (pulled from the fun list but for the rest i’ll probably do the canon list)

fiddleford (stargazing with ford like 30 years prior): ..hey, stanford? ford:yes, fidds? fiddleford:have ya ever thought of.. y'know, settlin' down? startin' a family? ford:oh, dont be silly! i dont need a wife to be content with my life. i simply wish to focus on my research. fiddleford:..riight. fiddleford:(..a.. wife..?)

stan (on the stan o' war II at some point): hey ford. ford: yes, stanley? stan:you got yourself a boyfriend or anything yet? ford: ford:did. did you mean girlfriend? stan: sixer. did it sound like i said girlfriend? ford:...i mean- stan:you had a FRAMED PHOTO of nikola tesla on your desk in your secret little study area. i dont want to hear it. ford:...okay, fair enough. and uh... no, i have not yet found a romantic partne- stan:haha no bitches. or bastards. ford: >:( stan: :)

Maid Day part 4: Fiddleford McGucket for my lovely oomfie @paalow

I kept his hat on in a desperate attempt to make sure it still looked like him despite my style, but I think ultimately it kinda makes him look like a cutie witch with the dress

his hair didn't start to grow back until after he got his memories back i think? that's why all the episodes before had him bald but then after blind eye he was shown with hair when his hat was off. i think idk i might be wrong thats just how i interpreted it. bc that episode is after blind eye.

really?? oh wow. i didnt realize his hat ever came off after SotBE. thats my bad lmao.

i want to post something about ford and his relationship with bill (similar format to the mcgucket posts i made) but i feel like it wouldn't be worth it with the amount of disclaimer i would have to put. my idea of "billford" is very specific and i dont want to tag it as that nor have other people tag that because of the way other people perceive it. people do not scroll through the billford tag to see a "complex" analysis of how abusive their relationship was and how bill sees ford as a toy or pet to control and play with as a way to comfort himself and cope unhealthily. people scroll through the billford tag to see them kiss and be silly when that is not at all my intention. i dont know how i would word it on the actual post in a short format which discourages me from posting it at all because i dont want the wrong audience under a post like that. do you understand. please understand.