Today I Saw A Cute And Odd Mutt.

Hello friends,

Please describe some of your favorite verbal stims and (if you remember) where it came from.

For example, some of my favorites are:

- chittering noise I’ve been told sounds like a baby dinosaur, a crow, or a cat (I have no idea when or where this started)

- the pop cat noise,,,,, which came from pop cat

- car blinker (came from me imitating the car blinker)

- going “mrmrmrmrmr” back and forth through the sides of my mouth (no idea)

Characters that I hc as autistic:

-Dick Grayson. It’s mostly just the vibes. I look at this man and my brain turns on sirens. WEEWOOWEEWOO THIS MAN IS AUTISTIC

-Clint Barton. (the fraction one) ((though honestly it fits most versions of him))

-Sans (and Papyrus). Look at those funky little guys with their safe foods and favorite clothes

-Charlie from Hazbin Hotel. I haven’t watched the show but I can feel the vibes from the clips alone.

-Abby from NCIS. The hyperfocus. The emotional support stuffie. The blasting music. I could go on.

-Pidge from Voltron. *gestures dramatically with both hands*

-Danny Fenton. That child has autistic for a middle name

-Izuku Midoriya is The autistic kid ever. Also Iida.

-Honestly just like all the main characters of FMA/FMAB. I can’t pick one. The alphabet was kinda just splattered all over the lot of em

-Ahsoka Tano. I’d recognize that brand of reasoning anywhere.

-Prince Euden. (From Dragalia Lost RIP)

This is what I grew up watching what all do u guys remember/ not remember?

So does like… cps not exist in dp?

Cause like.

…

As someone who grew up with the threat of cps. I feel like a mandated reporter ought to have had smth to mandatorially report. Even if they didn’t know about Danny’s alter ego.

Also the fentons are totally fake scientists who know nothing about the scientific process or how to properly form theories and experiments.

I am built for digging in moss and making art and exploring rivers and befriending friendly wildlife and giving out daisy chains and origami

Not like. Standing for half the day and trying to read minds and make repetitive motions while over 50 feet from windows.

Real things customers have said to me:

“Well that’s not gonna work for me, I’m gonna need you to say yes”

“When I die my wife is gonna have me cremated and stored in a cookie jar”

See also:

<TW: gross innuendo>

Something someone said to my coworker who was using a can of pressurized air:

“You’re pretty good with that - you can b**w me any time”

Sometimes hope feels like a hearth in your chest

It’s startling, an unexpected warmth

But when you turn to it,

Feel the glow on your face,

You may find it reflected in your heart

Me, minding my entire business:

My brain: “Rockin.’ Rockin’ and rollin.’ Round down that beach I was strollin’”

Reminder that executive function/ task paralysis isn’t force-of-will-able for the most part

Can you force your brain to think of a word on the tip of your tongue? Can you snap your fingers and recall the exact appearance of your first article of clothing? Can you tell the oxygen in your lungs where to go?

Who has complete control of their brain, their body, and the chemicals within? Not me.