How Do I Kill Myself Without Making Anyone Sad?

do NOT develop a parasocial relationship with that internet person they WILL disappoint u. not me though. u can all be parasocial with me, i will never hurt u like that

good boy but in the way you praise a hunting dog after you have it gore something

"Stop for me" "don't cut for me" "don't starve it hurts me too"

Shut it I literally hate you...

"Let's cut together!" "Wanna fast together??" "Let's pull all night like a sleepover!"

YES YESSSS!!! (ᗒ⩊ᗕ) pleaaaassseee

Bro stop sucking dick and join my industrial synth pop band

Posting on a tumblr vent blog feels like screaming into the void and praying for somebody to hear

10 days sober off klonopin and sh and all i wanna fucking do is relapse !! is it even fucking worth it to keep this up !! all i fuckin want is someone to talk to and be actual friends with but i guess that's impossible !!

FUCK sex let’s plan our double su!cide

Someone please tell me this isn’t an original experience.. do you ever get so insanely infatuated with someone (who you don’t necessarily know super well/like that much) that you crave validation from this person to the point that if they look at you wrong or say one wrong thing you convince yourself they hate you and start deeply hating them and any little thing they say can send you into a mental breakdown ?? No just me?? Ok.

negative affirmations

I can be worse

I still have time to fuck things up

I can kms any time I want