Inej: This Is The Last Box Of Your Clothes. I'm Just Gonna Label It "what Were You Thinking?" Nina: Huh,

jesper: who loses 57 coin tosses in a row? you know? heads she wins, tails i lose. jesper: wait a minute... kaz: yes, jes? jesper: i forgot to pick up my dry cleaning!

neil gaiman giggling on his bed kicking his feet up in the air writing "wait and see" in the good omens 2 script in his glitter pink gel pen dotting the 'i' with a heart

people shipping namor x shuri like he’s not literally a 500 year old god and she’s not below the legal drinking age (and shuri x riri IS RIGHT THERE)

people upset bc they want to ship this: i never said u couldn’t but he literally murdered her mother

people shipping namor x shuri like he’s not literally a 500 year old god and she’s not below the legal drinking age (and shuri x riri IS RIGHT THERE)

i’m just gonna continue to ignore all the signs that loki won’t be in love and thunder. i am blissfully blind in spite of the knowledge presented to me by the man i call god. (tom hiddleston).

kaz: oh, i thought we weren’t talking

jesper: we’re not.

kaz: then why do i hear words coming out of that stupid hole in your face?

jesper: i’m a human being and i’m entitled to my emotions

kaz: are you crying?

jesper: *wiping away a tear* no

kaz: are you seriously crying, jesper?

jesper: i’m not crying

nothing compares to the calendar on this site. flat fuck friday. the halloween post that always shows up mid july. you see four anime girls and immediately know what day of the week it is. on the ides of march we all wake up and clown on some guy who got stabbed two thousand years ago. last week we celebrated down with cis day. I can’t wait for ever given and nov 5th anniversary memes. anyways have a lovely neil banging out the tunes day

jesper: you know that guy i’m dating?

kaz: wylan? your child bride?

the acotar fandom is so weird. i love feyre and nesta. i love gwyn and elain. why are y’all determined to put women against each other? it reeks of misogyny.

nina: inej, we need more candy! inej: what? there's only been like four kids. nina: yeah, i know, but one of them just said that she loved me, so i just gave her everything. wylan: no wonder you're pregnant.