David: Look Guys, I Need Help.

Robin: Finney , what is the ONE thing I asked you NOT to do tonight?

Finney : Raise the dead.

Robin: And what did you do?

Finney : Raise the dead.

Finney: *Stubs their toe* FUCK!

Bruce: Mind your language!

Finney: What else am I supposed to say, “Woe is I”???

Bruce:

Finney: You have to accept that swear words are necessary sometimes.

new hunger games book and movie??? NEW hunger games book??? NEW HUNGER GAMES MOVIE?????

Store Worker: Would a Mr. Steve Harrington please come to the front desk?

Steve, arriving at the desk: Hello, is there a problem?

Store Worker: I believe they belong to you?

Store Worker: "points to Eddie and Robin"

Eddie and Robin, simultaneously: We got lost :(

Steve: I didn’t even bring you guys here with me-

Dustin: If I didn't know better, Mike, I'd say you were scared.

Mike: Heh, scared?

absolute silence

Mike: DID YOU HEAR THAT?!

Will: Hello, my name is Failure, and you're watching my life crumble into pieces.

Will: *waves their finger and sings like they're in a Disney Channel intro*

Bruce, Griffin, Billy and Robin are sitting on a bench

Finney: Why do you guys look so sad?

Robin: Sit down with us so we can tell you.

*Finney sits down*

Griffin: The bench is freshly painted.

Finney: hey is Vance sleeping or dead?

Robin: Hopefully dead, I hated their guts.

Griffin: Yeah, so did I.

Vance: Okay first of all, fuck you-

Vance, tending to finney wounds: How would you rate your pain?

Finney: Zero stars. Would NOT recommend.

Finney: How do I deal with my bullies?

Vance: Kill them

Finney: That's a bit extreme, I was hoping for a more passive solution

Vance: Kill them only a little?