Robin, hungover: Please tell me I'm imagining that I claimed I was king of the ducks.
Finney: I would, but then I would be lying to the King of All Ducks.
Steve's the cat and Eddie's the dog
Steve Harrington and Eddie Munson is such a powerful couple. Steve the hair Harrington becomes confused whenever the metalhead flirts with him? Perfect. Co-parenting? Yes. Both having mesmerising hair? Yes. Opposite attraction/style? Indeed. Cat boyfriend and dog boyfriend? Really think so. Steve Harrington being "looks like a cinnemon roll but could kill you", Eddie Munson being "looks like could kill you but is a cinnemon roll"? Very much so. They should just kiss at this point.
Robin: Steve made me care about stupid things.
Nancy: Like what?
Robin: Friends. Humanity. My well being.
Steve, happily cooking in the kitchen with a goldfish apron on: Don't forget the morals!
Robin, sighing in despair: And... [Gags] morals.
Robin: I dare you to kiss the next person who walks into this room.
Eddie: Screw that, I’m not kissing any of you.
*Steve walks in*
Eddie: Fine, I’ll do it. Rules are rules you know.
Vance: Bruce and I have the kind of easy chemistry where we finish each other's-
Bruce: Sentences.
Vance: Don't interrupt me.
Steve: *passing by with El hugging him koala style*
Will, confused: Why...?
Steve: she used the "I miss my dad" card on me
Will:
Will:*10 minutes later*
Steve, sitting on the couch being held tightly by El and dustin: Hi, Dustin
Dustin: *passing by* Hey, St-
Dustin:
Dustin: Should I ask?
Steve: No, I'm not falling for that again
Moose beat up Finney last year. That was before he became best friends with Robin.
One day when Moose is talking shit to Robin he brings up Finney. Tells Robin that maybe he needs to have another serious talk with Finney. Robin's obviously confused and Moose laughs before walking away.
Robin asks Finney about Moose the next day and Finney tells him everything. Tells him about the bullying, the name calling and all the punches. Finney doesn't think he's ever seen Robin so angry.
The next day Robin's making a show out of beating up Moose. Times it perfectly so Finney sees the whole thing.
Lexa : When I get murdered, can you make sure I become an unsolved case?
Clarke: wHat?
Lexa : I want to be on Buzzfeed Unsolved.
Clarke: Can we go back to the part when you said "when I get murdered"?
Robin: The stars are so beautiful...
Finney : They're just giant balls of gas.
Robin: You know what, if you're just going to ruin this, then-
Finney : And yet none of them are as huge as my love for you.
Robin: Oh...
Dwayne: Ah, yes. Here we have a beautiful couple...
Star: I really care about your feelings!
Michael: I really care about YOUR feelings!
Dwayne, turning their head: ...and then there's the disaster couple...
Marko: YOU NEED TO PAY MORE ATTENTION TO ME INSTEAD OF BEING AT THE HOSPITAL!
Amber: I WOULDN'T HAVE TO SPEND SO MUCH TIME AT THE HOSPITAL IF YOU STOPPED INSISTING ON FIGHTING EVERYONE WHO COMES WITHIN A FIVE FOOT RADIUS OF YOU!
Paul: Are oranges named orange because oranges are orange or is orange called orange because oranges are orange?
David: Which came first, the orange or the orange?
Amber: Orange was first used to refer the fruit 1280 years ago but was not used as a color until 1000 years ago.
Dwayne: What was the color called before then?
Marko: There was no color, duh! Everything was black and white!