Steve:

Will: Hello, my name is Failure, and you're watching my life crumble into pieces.

Will: *waves their finger and sings like they're in a Disney Channel intro*

El, tearing up the room: where are they?

El, looking under a pillow: who moved them? who moved my children?

El: somebody moved my eggos, and now I am going to start killing.

Steve: So, Munson is no longer allowed to take the trash out at night.

Robin: Why?

Steve: Because I've caught him trying to train raccoons to fight five times in a row.

Eddie, arms crossed and pouting: You'll be thanking me when the third raccoon battalion saves your ass.

Finney: Not trying to brag or anything, but I can wake up without an alarm clock now simply due to my crippling and overwhelming anxiety, so...

Dwayne: You three, explain right now!

Marko: It was Amber.

David: It was Amber.

Paul: It was Amber.

Amber:

Amber: …fuck.

Vance, tending to finney wounds: How would you rate your pain?

Finney: Zero stars. Would NOT recommend.

Robin: Kissing can burns 26 calories in a minute, wanna work-out with me? ;)

Finney: Are saying that I'm fat?

Robin: No that's not what I meant I-

Steve: *passing by with El hugging him koala style*

Will, confused: Why...?

Steve: she used the "I miss my dad" card on me

Will:

Will:*10 minutes later*

Steve, sitting on the couch being held tightly by El and dustin: Hi, Dustin

Dustin: *passing by* Hey, St-

Dustin:

Dustin: Should I ask?

Steve: No, I'm not falling for that again

Robin: You fuckers don’t know about my knife stick. It’s a knife taped to a stick and it’s the ultimate weapon.

Finney, not looking up from their book: Spear.

Robin: BLOCKED.

Finney: you can't block me this is real life.

Eddie : Steve is playing hard to get.

Eddie : Little do they know, I'm a master at playing hard to get rid of.