Nancy: *is carrying all the groceries*
Robin: *holds out hand to help*
Nancy: *aggressively moves all the groceries to one hand to hold Robin's hand*
Ritchie : I failed my safety training course today.
Billy : Why, what happened?
Ritchie : Well one of the questions was "In case of a fire, what steps would you take?"
Billy : And?
Ritchie : Well apparently "FUCKING LARGE ONES" isn't an acceptable answer.
Finney: It’s dark in here
Griffin: Don’t worry dude I got this
Griffin: *Stomps their feet*
Griffin: *Skechers light up*
Robin: How's the sexiest person here~?
Finney: I don't know, how are they~?
Robin, flustered: I-
Vance, from across the room: I'm doing great, thanks!
Bruce: What’s this?
Robin: My to-do list.
Bruce: Oh? That’s great. You’re starting to get organiz—
Bruce: This just says 'finney.'
Store Worker: Would a Mr. Steve Harrington please come to the front desk?
Steve, arriving at the desk: Hello, is there a problem?
Store Worker: I believe they belong to you?
Store Worker: "points to Eddie and Robin"
Eddie and Robin, simultaneously: We got lost :(
Steve: I didn’t even bring you guys here with me-
Steve: A SPIDER!
Robin: Wait, Steve, it's a living thing, treat it how you want to be treated...
Steve:
Steve: Kill it without hesitation
Robin: STE-
Eddie, sitting on the floor with some paper and a sharpie: Love is a weakness. It’s an evolutionary mistake.
Dustin: You’re literally making a valentines card for Steve right now.
Eddie, pointing a glue gun at him: You’re on thin fucking ice, Henderson
Vance, threatening the others with a paintball gun: Listen... Life comes at us fast. We don't know what life is gonna give us... And today, it's gonna give you... a paintball!
Robin: I dare you to kiss the next person who walks into this room.
Eddie: Screw that, I’m not kissing any of you.
*Steve walks in*
Eddie: Fine, I’ll do it. Rules are rules you know.