(Almost) Every Costume Per Episode + Catherine De Medici's White Gown With Red Sleeves In 1x02,3

Remember in 2010 when Taio Cruz said "I throw my hands up in the air sometimes"? I appreciated his restraint. You can't just throw your hands up in the air whenever. There's a time and a place, and that time was 2010, and the place was the club.

A Midsummer Night’s Dream by Anastasia Shutova

'dying swan - natalia marakova' in max waldman on dance: photographs (1988)

Every mf town in Massachusetts has someplace called the Brave Lion Fucking A Boar's Head Inn that's been open since 1796 and their specialty is the "Autumn Clusterfuck", a cocktail made of 6 varieties of hard liquor mixed with hand-crushed local apple cider and served with a hockey-stick shaped stirrer.

The Tudors costumes; Tv show vs Reality

Excuse my drawing skills, I sketched this on my phone whose screen is 70% damaged by oil and without any stylus just with my finger

Many people think that the romance between Anne Boleyn and Henry the VIII sparkled during the Château Vert pageant in which Anne played the role of Lady Perseverance. This scene was depicted in multiple Tudor media and even inspired original works, but historicaly speaking there is a slim chance that the two even spole together during the pageant.

The Tudors Costume:

What we see: Peineta- a Spanish Comb from 19th century (yes, similiar one existed before but this one is quite modern)

Floating ruffle- late 16th century (at least something from the same century)

18th century inspired top/corset showing niples (verry classy and smegsy)

A skirt which looks like 1950s petticoat

Yeah, As you may have noticed not period accurate but I have a fun story about it! I watched the episode when I was seven (Yes, I was a neglected child, moving on) and I really really wanted to be like Anne so I drew a heart under my eye... with a permanent marker. My parents were delighted, to say the least.

Reality

Sorry the drawing is Cursed but it serves its purpose

I'll disappoint a lot of you but... No nipples I bet you did not expect that, ha. In real life, the eight ladies wore gowns in the Italian style, from Milan, Lombardy to be exact. Made from white satin, with the name of their virtue embroidered (with gold) on their gowns and Milan bonnets (actually called balzo) with cauls (the handkerchief-like thing under the balzo) on their heads. Can you imagine how expensive that must have been, especially for Boleyns who had to pay for two daughters (Marry was there too, she played Lady Kindness)

The most challenging for me (not counting the FUCKING FINGERS) was where to put the embroidered name of the lady. It was mentioned that it was on a dress but not specifically mentioned on which part so put it on an overskirt since on a top it looked like a sorority shirt.

take figures out of their boxes btw. sew patches on your favorite jacket. go to bed with your favorite plushes. wear the pants you usually save for special occasions. draw something cool on your wall. put a sticker on your laptop. dye your hair and pierce your lips. glass is meant to break, metal is meant to rust. items are meant to be used. that's how the world knows that somebody loved them.

PLEASANTVIEW FAMILIES THE SIMS 2 (2004) dev. Maxis

The Tudors 3.07

“Protestant Anne of Cleves”

The Spanish Princess 1x06