Taang In Imbalance Part 5 Cuz I Love Them Omg Theyre So Pretty

i like to think he never takes it off. ever. the only time he does is to shower, but he keeps it on every other time. including during intimate times fr

Does. Does Ivan wear his scarf to bed?

yeah, and to swim, and while showering, and 

I finally made Yao's design

ngl i cooked with him, and i added him with a sword cuz he's a warrior

the exaggerated height differences is my trademark style fr, yao is so small compared to ivan omg😭 he's the size of ivan's leg, but he's strict toughness and raw power all in a tiny body

today10/13のらくがきまとめ。

100 Otp Questions

1. Who loves flower crowns more? 2. Who is the one who likes to cuddle? 3. Who has awful taste in music? 4. Who is the meme lover?“ 5. How did their second date go? 6. How many children do they want/have? 7. Who hides the weapons? 8. Who is the better dancer? 9. Do/Did they have a theme wedding? 10. What do their parents think of them dating? 11. Are they a super sappy couple? 12. How did they get together? 13. Who asked the other to get married? 14. Who stays up too late and makes stupid jokes? 15. Who is the nerd? 16. Who knows the most obscure facts? 17. Who makes the other a flower crown? 18. Who likes to read? 19. Who bothers the other person while the other person reads? 20. Who tutors the other? 21. Do they have similar taste in movies? 22. How do their personalities compliment each other? 23. How do they tell everyone that they are going to be having a kid/adopting a child soon? 24. Who has better fashion sense? 25. Who will punch someone out if they are rude to their partner? 26. What songs do they sing together in the vehicle? 27. What other couple would your otp get along with? 28. Who likes to prank the other? 29. Who is the one who loves to take pictures? 30. How would they react if they found out they were soul mates? 31. Where would they live? 32. What type of dragon would they own, if they could have one? 33. If they were both vampires, what type of vampires would they be? 34. What would they dress up as, for Halloween? 35. Can they name each other’s favourite food? 36. Do they have pet names for one another? 37. How do they cheer each other up? 38. Do they show a lot of PDA? 39. How old were they when they got together? 40. Who is the one that would bring the puppy home? 41. Can they do yoga couple’s poses? 42. What is their song? 43. What does their room look like? 44. Who would be the one to kill zombies while the other keeps them grounded? 45. Who makes the other breakfast in bed? 46. Who loves kids more? 47. Do either of them have a crazy ex? 48. What are their favourite colours? 49. Who likes to cook? 50. Who is the forgetful one? 51. Does either of them know how to fight? 52. What do they do for Valentines Day? 53. Who swears more? 54. Who has the better comebacks? 55. Who would start a fight with another parent at a bake sale? 56. Who reads buzzfeed? 57. Who is the hopeless romantic? 58. Do either of them know how to do a handstand? 59. Who can rap better? 60. Do either of them want to go sky diving? 61. What do they usually text about? 62. Who is the dramatic one? 63. Is either one confrontational? 64. What is their favourite cuddle position? 65. Who are their favourite musical artist(s)?” 66. What are their parenting styles? 67. Who would be the more laid back one? 68. Who listens to more vulgar music? 69. Do either of them have secrets even the other doesn’t know? 70. Who is their go to couple for a double date? 71. Do they tip the waiter/waitress on their date? 72. How do they work out a fight? 73. Who brings home an illegal pet? 74. What side of the bed do each of them sleep on? 75. What is their favorite photo of them two together? 76. Who takes longer in the bathroom? 77. Who has more songs on their ipod? 78. What movie did they first see together? 79. What do they like to see each other in? 80. Who makes jokes during inappropriate times? 81. At what age do they discuss the possibility of children? 82. What do they love about each other the most? 83. Who is the one that sees the big picture, while the other focus’s on the small details? 84. What would they write on their partner’s social media’s for their anniversary? 85. Who is bad at math? 86. Who googles everything? 87. Who does stuff on impulse? 88. How do they comfort each other when they are helpless to do anything about the situation? 89. What is an inside joke they have? 90. Who makes the other smile with almost no effort at all? 91. What is their favourite holiday? 92. Who is the one that is calm and collected while the other is angry and destructive? 93. What is their favourite board game to play? 94. Who accidental sets something on fire? 95. Who has the car ready while the other is robbing the store? 96. What artist/group did they go to for their first concert? 97. Who sleep talks? 98. Who is the more social one? 99. What are their karaoke songs? 100. Who would get up on stage and make a fool of themselves just to make the other laugh?

but caramel isn’t vegan since it has butter and butter comes from cow milk. unless its like, oat/almond butter

i was so wrong for ‘allen’s a coffee snob’ he’s totally a caramel frapp with extra caramel for his morning coffee kinda guy

Gameshow Time

Yao: Hello and welcome to our favorite game show: Is He Good Enough For Him (Probably Not)! Today we have Alfred with us who just introduced his new bae to his family at home! Alfred: Hi I'm Alfred and I've been friends with Ivan for months and we just made things official! My family knows him so I'm just wondering what they think of him. Yao: Well you've come to the right show! Now let's look at our contestants today: We have Francis, Matthew and Arthur! Alfred are you ready? Alfred: Yes I am! Here's question number one, what is the noise you guys collectively made when I walked into the house and announced Ivan as my boyfriend: A. "oooh" B. "ehhhhh" C. "ughh" Arthur: B. ehhh. Yao: And ding ding ding, that's correct! Alfred: I didn't know that "ehhh" was you guys' reaction to Ivan being my boyfriend. [guilty silence] Matthew: W-Well that was before we got to know him! Arthur: Yeah now it's more of an “UGHHH" Alfred: What? Arthur: I said what I said. Yao: Alright I'm checking my watch and it looks like it's time for our new segment: Who Said That? Alfred you're gonna read each of the statements on that card and match them to your friends or relatives or whatever they are to you. Alfred: Okay, when asked do you like Alfred's boyfriend the following answers were given: A. "If he's happy then I'm happy, if he likes him then I like him" B. "I don't think I've gotten to know how him well enough to say if I like him or not, though I was kinda turned off when he made that 9/11 joke at dinner." C. "I hate him." Arthur: I'll give you a clue I'm the one who hates him! Yao: That wasn't really a clue, you kinda just gave him the answer. Alfred: Why do you hate him?

Arthur: Because, you git! He's a psychopath who probably abuses people in his spare time! Francis, strained voice: Arthur, we're on television.. Arthur: I know! I HOPE YOU'RE WATCHING THIS, IVAN! Matthew: For the record I'll support you no matter what. You could do cocaine off a gas station toilet seat and I'd still be cheering you on. Alfred: Aw thanks Mattie! Yao: OKAY let's move on please, Alfred read the third question. Alfred: Okay, so which one of these do you think is my type: A. Introvert who is really polite and looks innocent when he's really not B. A try hard cutie who's stressed all the time but has a good heart C. Creepy psychos with murderous tendencies. Arthur: C. Matthew: C. Francis: C. Alfred: Seriously!? Francis: Sweetheart I'm sorry but all the people you date are either batsh*t feral or eerily calm, and either way they're ALWAYS in the mood to kill someone. Arthur: Even your anime kins are psychotic. Like come on, who even likes Toga Himiko? Matthew: Yeah I have to agree. Natalya wasn’t good candidate. Arthur: Natalya literally tried to KILL you, Alfred. Alfred: I don't know why you guys are so quick to judge, you don't know him like I do! He's actually a very sweet guy! Francis: I hate to keep bringing this up but he did say that 9/11 joke. Alfred: THAT WAS ONE TIME. Francis: I would argue that's still too many. Arthur: You know he's just gonna hurt you in the end! Yao: Uhhh I think it's time for the next questi- Arthur: AND I THINK IT'S TIME FOR YOU TO SHOVE IT UP YOUR ARSE! Francis: Arthur this is a family friendly program! Matthew: I think what Arthur's trying to say is- Arthur: You're making bad choices. You date questionable people, you don't even use protection! Francis: Ooooh. Matthew: Um we're on live tv in case you all forgo- Alfred: Who are you, my dad!? Arthur: You know what? I hope you get STD, so it will teach you a lesson! Yao: ANDDDD WE'RE BREAKING TO COMMERCIAL AND NEVER COMING BACK.

can i see👉👈gangsta nyo america and gansta nyo russia👉👈together (not in a ship way necessarily, just standing next to each other or interacting cuz im so curious)

WAAAAAIT

I GOTCHU I GOTCHUUU

I actually Drew them before trying to jacket eachother by hugging JAHAAJAHAJAHAHA

How would you think either of the two (Alfred and Ivan) would think about proposing/marriage in your au? Ik they do eventually but I would love to hear about how it might happen!

I think they're both into it! One more than the other tho lmao

ofc Alfred as an Omega was highly disdainful of the idea and actively rejected it, but only because its something expected of him. Take this excerpt:

                 Alfred wrinkled his nose. Marriage as a duty. What a ridiculous notion.

                 He saw the Omegas here in this village. The married ones. The ones who walked around the village claiming they were fulfilled because they had made a family. A good show, indeed—but through the windows of their cottages, behind drawn curtains, he could see their misery, their helplessness at the hands of their husbands. Fear flashed in their eyes at the prospect of returning home. Controlled. Locked away. No freedom or autonomy or any function other than to satisfy their husbands' carnal urges and pump out their babies.

                 Alfred saw it as a warning. And he didn't need to be told twice.

This is what Alfred thinks about marriage, mostly due to his upbringing of seeing the miserable people of Krasny. But he's not against it entirely. He just doesn't want it to be forced upon him. Like all things, he wants it at his own pace, at his own time. But he's not immune to dreaming—and even he wants his own fairytale romance one day. He just never has time to truly think about it or consider it. For most of the story its the last thing on his mind. Ofc, after getting feelings for Ivan, this mindset changed, and he very much wants to get married to him.

As for Ivan, in the story it's also the last thing on his mind. Of course, he's a royal with a lot on his plate—that is, until he started liking Alfred. Now, he very much wants to do so; there's even a scene where he goes through the lawbook trying to find a loophole so he can marry him. You would think with all his trauma and history that he would fear marriage, as he saw how his parents' turned out. But Ivan isn't like that. Rather than a cautionary tale, he sees it as another way to prove he isn't like his father, like a manual. For Ivan its like: get married, have children, and do it better than he did.

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EXACTLY LIKE?? AND UR TELLING ME HIMA DOESNT HAVE A RUSAME AGENDA??

homies is it gay to take a cardboard cutout of your rival to the beach with you and take a selfie with it? asking for a friend