I’ve Been Playing Stardew Valley Again (surprise Surprise) And Last Night I Was Smacked In The Head

I’ve been playing Stardew Valley again (surprise surprise) and last night I was smacked in the head by an absolute two-by-four of an idea that I cannot shake and so I must inflict it upon all of you. 

The Farmer is Very Obviously a Magical Creature, yet somehow doesn’t seem to know that about herself.

Sebastian, who reads way too much Solarion Chronicles and is up at all kinds of ungodly hours during which Magical Shenanigans often take place, immediately pegs her as Magical. Everyone else will readily admit that the Farmer is a “rather strange girl,” but Sebastian’s the only one who thinks there’s more to it than that.

“I’m telling you Sam, I saw it. It was one in the morning and she was standing on the beach in the full moon and she was glowing.”

“You mean like…she was really pretty?”

“Ye–NO! I mean she was literally glowing!”

 He spends several months frantically trying to acquire tangible evidence that the Farmer isn’t fully human, but every attempt fails, and also has the unwanted side-effect of making him fall for her even more. Meanwhile, the Farmer has no idea any of this is going on, and is a little perplexed by some of the weird questions Seb keeps asking her, because as far as she knows, everyone talks to forest spirits and dances on nights of the harvest moon and sometimes glows in the dark when no one else is around.

Eventually Seb gives up on trying to out her as a half-Fae and just appreciates his new girlfriend’s Magic-ness as a side of her that, for some reason, only he is allowed to see. 

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2 years ago

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2 years ago
MONDAY. I’M ALL OUT OF CALMER IDEAS.

MONDAY. I’M ALL OUT OF CALMER IDEAS.

2 years ago

me reading the responses to this post knowing they’re just proving my point:

Me Reading The Responses To This Post Knowing They’re just Proving My Point:

If I catch any of you hoes shaming/mocking/victim-blaming/bullying/harassing or any other bullshit to hyper feminine women just because of how they dress I will personally rip out your eyes and eat your weak ass stomach.

Hyper feminine women are women.  You know what women are? Feminists, so shut the fuck up with your “you can’t be a real feminist if you’re so willing to embrace the patriarchy’s ideal of a woman” and instead leave them fuck alone and maybe take some time to analyze why you really think it’s so bad for a woman to embrace her femininity in a way that doesn’t fit your “gaslit, gatekeep, girlboss” mindset.

You know what, I’ll do it for you, the only reason you get so pissed off when you see a hyperfeminine woman indulge in her femininity is because your idea of feminism is that in order for women to be equal to men they must in some way be masculine (ex: the girlboss CEO stereotype, or the sporty girl stereotype, etc) and because you have been conditioned by our media and our society to hate hyper femininity because society knows if a woman is hyper feminine or a ‘bimbo’ she isn’t doing it for society and that pisses them the fuck off.

Hyper feminine women are not and never have been doing this to please society, they’ve been doing it because they like feminine things and they want to indulge in them.  Men and society have nothing to do with their happiness and because patriarchy can’t handle the thought of a woman doing something that isn’t made to in someway pander or please a man they flip out and have taught us to hate them (hyper feminine women).

If you don’t believe me think of all the movies you’ve watched where the hyper feminine woman has in someway been demonized, shamed, made to be the villain, looked down upon, or used as a sick joke.  There’s a lot.

You calling hyper feminine women anti-feminist is feeding into TERF ideology, and if you know anything about TERF ideology you know that one of it’s core values is turning women on each other and destroying sisterhood.   Any woman who is; respectful of her sisters, wishes equality between men and women, wishes for equality among her sisters, doesn’t turn a woman away because of something she cannot control (ex: sexual orientation, race, finical situation, etc), and most importantly is in tune with her person and is able to find her liberation (however that liberation may look) IS A FEMINIST.

There is no dress code for feminism aside from wanting equality FOR EVERYONE, now stop shaming our feminine sisters and take down your inner misogynist.

2 years ago

I miss Toman they were all so happy back then and they were all having so much fun, if I ever met Ken Wakui it is on SIGHT


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2 years ago
Me (pink) & My Bestie Reese (green) Were Drawing Together In Aggie.io Last Week And I Thought I’d Share

Me (pink) & my bestie Reese (green) were drawing together in Aggie.io last week and I thought I’d share this master piece I scribbled in the corner, I would show you the full thing but I don’t have a photo and I draw a bunch of 🌽 surrounding it as a joke

(N.D. = Neurodivergent, I have ADHD & Reese is Autistic and we often copy each other’s stims/tics which is why we’re making the same face & have the same effect thing in the drawing, ex: I do a clap with only the tops of my palms so it doesn’t make noise which Reese has copied instead using the knuckles in their fingers)


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2 years ago

Back in high school, I made a quick and dirty DnD-based ttrpg about magical girls that I prepped as a one-shot for my school's DnD club. I showed up on a day when only boys were there and said "Idk what to tell you, I'm running a magical girl game today, and I'm the only DM here," and all five of them played. They were so into it. I had them chanting to activate their powers. Do you know how powerful that makes me feel

2 years ago

This will be my final post, like, ever, for context the email I attached to this acc was connected to another thing and I though I originally planned on plain and simple deleting this acc entirely I can’t because of the emails connection.

But I don’t want this acc or blog anymore, and for some reason I’ve been gaining followers (???) and I came to the decision to instead just abandon this acc and move to a different one.  One where my email is not connected to something I do not have complete access

Since a lot of minors follow me and can most likely see this post I won’t be sharing my new account, it’s only been shared with some mutuals & friends of mine.  That’s because I plan on writing things, and I already know some of my work will not be sfw and trust me when I say it is not a safe space if you are a minor.  I don’t care how mature you are, how old you are, nothing, if you’re not above 18 you shouldn’t be in any sort of community or even tumblr if I’m honest.

But not the point, point is I’m leaving, you guys can still enjoy my posts and shit but this is all I got, have fun and thanks you??


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3 years ago

Though the jokes that "since gay pride month is over, july is now gay wrath month" are funny and all, it's important to remember that July is ACTUALLY Disability Pride Month and ya'll should really be focused on boosting disabled voices and issues this month! For instance, the fact that marriage equality doesn't actually truly exist in the United States for disabled people, or the fact that disabled people are forced to live in poverty or lose their disability benefits, or the fact that 1 in 5 people with chronic pain end up sufferring from alcoholism or other addictions, or how accessibility is still a daily battle for all of us, or how there are active hate groups on places like reddit who try to "call out" those they see as "faking" their disabilities.

This July, boost disabled voices. Talk about the issues that our community faces. Call out ableism.

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spaceace5834 - Bimbo Artist
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Hello! I'm Ace | she/they | 19 | I enjoy Minecraft, Art, Animal Crossing, Writing, and I adore Y2K fashoin | June Gemini | "it's always the b//tches with strict parents that are the horniest" - my best friend

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