You Ever Invite Your Coworker To Watch You Give Birth Just To Spite A Racist

The Captain and his First Officer on a date, year 2269

Random Headcanon: That Federation vessels in Star Trek seem to experience bizarre malfunctions with such overwhelming frequency isn’t just an artefact of the television serial format. Rather, it’s because the Federation as a culture are a bunch of deranged hyper-neophiles, tooling around in ships packed full of beyond-cutting-edge tech they don’t really understand. Endlessly frustrating if you have to fight them, because they can pull an effectively unlimited number of bullshit space-magic countermeasures out of their arses - but they’re as likely as not to give themselves a lethal five-dimensional wedgie in the process. All those rampant holograms and warp core malfunctions and accidentally-traveling-back-in-time incidents? That doesn’t actually happen to anyone else; it’s literally just Federation vessels that go off the rails like that. And they do so on a fairly regular basis.

Somehow, I’m all three of them right now.

[ID: Sketchy art of a battered-looking Bones, Spock, and Jim walking. Bones and Spock look exhausted and are trudging along, while Jim is grinning hugely and marching on. End ID] ID thanks to @princess-of-purple-prose <3

he really just went "trust fall 🤪"

WELCOME TO THE STAR TREK ULTIMATE RAREPAIR GENERATOR MARK 3

featuring 50 characters from tos, tng, ds9, ent, and voy, there is a total of 1225 SHIP COMBINATIONS

to receive your rarepair REBLOG this post and choose a number between 1-1225 in the tags.

once you are assigned your ship you are BONDED TO THEM FOR LIFE. you are not permitted to ship any other characters. you must PRODUCE fancams, ship art, slow burn fanfic, and character edits for your ship. good luck out there my soliders o7

Captain Kirk’s guide to Fighting.

The Kirk Kick

The Kirk Drop Kick

The Bowling Ball

The Human Projectile

The Kirk Chop

The Wall of Destruction

The Scissor Choke

The Kirk Double Fist

Space bros appreciation post

Mini continuación a mi anterior comic con mi trio favorito + Naomi.

Que bonito que Naomi tiene con quien solidarizarse en tener a sus mamás en Voyager :>

Mini continuation to my previous comic with my favorite trio +Naomi.

How nice that Naomi has who to bond with over having their moms aboard Voyager :>

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