Per Anon’s Request, I Present To You THE Best Version Of Beatrice’s Monologue In Much Ado About Nothing.

Still one of my favorite representations of ART.

Murderbot meets ART (who knew transports could be smart enough to be MEAN)

the shame of making a connection irl and them being like omg can i have your insta??? snapchat????? and having to be like sorry i live in a gap between two tree roots youre just going to have to normal text me like some kind of animal

the nuisance of our language is stunning

when i look up a knitting term, the last thing I want is an ai overview. I want a 60+ year old woman with no understanding of lighting or helpful camera angles who still manages to give the most concise and clear explanation of how to execute purl 2tog through the backloop. ai summary fuck off, where is phyllis?

fundamentaly embarrassing to show reference pictures to the hairdresser. Like yeah. Hey. Here's a picture of a guy who looks cool. One day I would liketo look cool as well. Can you try to make me look cool. With these paltry ingredients Can you try your very best to alchemize a guy who looks cool right now. In 30 minutes, can you make me into a person. Hey, for twenty five dollars, can you fuck my shit up forever? Could you give me a haircut. Is that too much to ask. Could you cut my hairs

I’ve seen a lot of videos going around of urban-dwelling critters coming to humans for help with various problems, ranging from boxes stuck on their heads to young trapped down a storm drain, and it’s gotten me to thinking:

On the one hand, it’s kind of fascinating that they know to do that.

On the other hand, setting any questions of how this sort of behaviour must have arisen aside for the nonce, does it ever strike you how weird it is that we’ve got a whole collection of prey species whose basic problem-solving script ends with the step “if all else fails, go bother one of the local apex predators and maybe they’ll fix the problem for no reason”?

just read “to be loved is to be worth the inconvenience” it blew my mind away

"sorry that probably doesn't make much sense" <- for perfectly intelligible & logical statements relevant to the present conversation

"you get what I mean." <- for unparsable non sequiturs

I just wanted to say I LOVE your Locked Tomb art, but specifically the one where you drew the house necromancers and their cavaliers bc it really helped me differentiate the characters when I was reading the first book!!! I convinced my dad to read it too, and he was having the same problem so I got to be like “hang on I know a guy”. I love your art!!

Glad you liked it!

I actually made all those headshots in order to have them for a YouTube video I was making that would make reading the first book easier, because it's such a huge thing to navigate as a first time reader. So I'm glad they're serving their purpose!