When Will It Be My Turn?! 😫

one of the most challenging skills i've had to learn as an adult is the art of figuring out whether i'm proportionally annoyed with someone or just tired and overstimulated and looking for reasons to be pissed off

Me to my friends, every day. If I'm not sassing you, I don't love you.

obsessed with this

my millennial exhaustion with having to create an account that includes my email, phone number, and even my bloody birthday on some data-scraper website just to make an appointment for something as trivial as a haircut + my millennial fear and loathing of telephone conversations = I am now walking into businesses to make appointments in person.

when they told me I would eventually turn into my mother, this is not what I thought they meant.

You're just a mammal. Let yourself act like it. Your brain needs enrichment. Your body needs rest. You feel hunger and grow hair. You need to pack bond with other sentient things so you don't become unsocialized and neurotic. You are biologically inclined to seek dopamine and become sick when chronically stressed. Outrage about hedonism is made up to place moral value on taking pleasure in sensory experiences. I am telling you that if you don't let yourself be a fucking mammal, as you were made, you will suffer and go insane. No grindset no diets no trying to be above your drive for connection. Pursue what makes you feel good and practice radical rejection of the constructs meant to turn you into a machine. You're a mammal.

i am nooooot locked the fuck in. im locked the fuck out. call the locksmith

On god, this is what it's like to have sex with Adhd. Now just keep looping it all and...what do you mean I have to stay focused. >:(

I *am* focused...on trying to match Cbat to our rhythm. >:D Whonka whonka womp whompa whomp wheeeet

dominant things you can say during sex

i didnt hear what you said

hold on i need to blow my nose

wow

i feel kind of nauseous

is this anything

i don't know

this kind of reminds me of that one song

we can probably ignore that noise if you want to

why is my sock wet

it smells bad in here

that was weird

where are my glasses

ow

this is normal

sorry

just 2 chill people chilling

this is cool

can you say that again

are we good

youre actually naked

a non-selective plan for the resurgence of fic commissions

"sorry that probably doesn't make much sense" <- for perfectly intelligible & logical statements relevant to the present conversation

"you get what I mean." <- for unparsable non sequiturs

i dont like it when electronics talk to me like i understand from a usability standpoint why they do but when i pair my headphones i'd much rather get a little beebeep than a white woman jumpscare