Hear me out :
Bowser and Luigi dating yada yada, internally Mario is seething and holding back murder urges everytime he sees Bowser pawing at his sweet baby brother.
But! Anyone trying to mock or criticise them, he gets very snappy and acts very supportive of his brother's relationship.
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"Mr Mario, what do you say about the rumours concerning your brother colluding with the Koopa King ? Aren't worried of a possible conspiracy?"
"I want you to come closer and repeat to my face that you think my brother could be a traitor. Go on."
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Kamek : "Your pathetic brother will never be good enough for our king!"
Mario : "you're really questioning your king's taste ?? After everything he did for you?? You disgust me."
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"Aren't you angry your brother is dating...you know..."
"What, a guy ? A Koopa ? Why, you got a problem with any of that ?"
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Bowser : "Yesterday we had lunch at Luigi's home and his brother kept stabbing meatballs while staring straight at me. Then when we went for a walk at the market someone refused to sell me a thing, and before I could do anything Mario spent ten minutes making a scene about how rude, unprofessional and disrespectful that was. I guess, there was a lot of Italian and gestures involved. He ended up buying us a cake at another shop."
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Some random Goomba on their coffee break in Bowser's castle: "yeah I don't think their relationship is gonna last, I mean it's clear that Luigi is too soft for the boss-"
Mario emerging from a potted plant with fire in his eyes : "what did you say 'bout my brother?? He's not good enough for a king, my brother ??"
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Luigi, tearing up : "I'm so glad you and Bowser are getting along better..."
Mario : "Just to be sure, you two still aren't breaking up ?"
Luigi, deadpan : "No."
Mario : "Cazzo. Not even a little ?"
First time being tagged on Tumblr! Thank yous (:(:
No pressure to do anything, but, I wanted to continue the chain! If any of you beloved mutuals are interested - @mrbluerememberyou @dooxliss @a-la-orilla-del-rio @legless-lego-legolas @dragonwritersblog or anyone else who wants to (:
jumping on this picrew chain but creating a new one bc the other was too long and bc i want to :3
tagging @dracolunae @frogxxam @jadejemdoesstuff @navysealt4t @oreidam1014 @phantom-does-a-thing @spacedustmantis @abstinence-buys and whoever else is interested!!
Have they
(My hand slipped again)
Imagine actually taking notes like youre supposed to
Just a doodle dump lol sorry for being dead for so long
Thb just glad to get this out of my wips, been workin on it ferever for literally no reason :P
Have my sketches they’re so much nicer than the actual finished projects
rb to stare at a mutual like this:
Drawing from a while ago, a friend asked me to draw Obi-Wan Kenobi with ✨moth wings✨
So I have a neat idea for a bowuigi fic set after the movie, but I've never written nintendo characters before so I'm putting it here for ya'll to use instead. If you end up writing it, please give me a link to the fic!
Okay so the brothers have gotten settled into their new mushroom kingdom home, Mario helping out with nasty denizens across the realms & assisting Peach while Luigi is content to just do small odd jobs like they used to do in Brookyln. Sure he's found he's adept at dealing with boos and other spirits when the need arises, but he'd rather live his life without fear or risk.
That is until Kamek contacts him from the darklands and pays him to fix up the castle, as they've been struggling with the upkeep ever since Bowser was captured. He takes the job for the sake of getting a little closure, but just as he's finishing up...he's stumbles on Junior and the Koopa kids, the 8 children trying to entertain themselves and grumbling all the while.
Luigi quickly connects some dots between the kids & some of Bowsers behaviour, resulting in him scampering to the kitchen and assisting in making a wonderful meal to make sure the kids are fed before returning to the mushroom kingdom and sneaking mini-bowser back to his castle. He helps Bowser return to normal size so he can properly care for the kids...and shenanigans, drama, and romance ensue.
Y'all it is the first day of break I am feeling pumped and I am having WAYYYYY to much fun
-18, any pronouns are cool- Honestly this just turned into a g/t account, I don't know how it happened. I like posting my art and I'll probably reblog stuff about Labor Unions/Workers rights every now and then, don't be afraid to interact or make art requests! I might not get to them very quickly, but I'm down to give em a shot. Glad to share my 3am monthly-hyperfixation-related drawings with y'all
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