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normal news website posting viral video: Eel jumps out of its tank at the pet store
english news website posting viral video: Mad long slimer has itself a leap at the shops, giving the mums and blokes a fright
if you know this you get a veterans discount on all future Percy jackson merch
*the batfam are suddenly plunged into darkness*
Duke: don't worry guys!! I've got this.
Duke: *stomps foot*
Duke: *whole body lights up*
Thinking about how my mom tried to âseduceâ my dad when they were in college together by sneaking oranges into his backpack, because she grew up food insecure and feeding someone/sharing food was a big deal with her upbringing with a lot of emotional meaningâ
and meanwhile my poor dad is just convinced that heâs been haunted by some citrus poltergeist because why the fuck are there always oranges in his bag he swears he did not put there???
Guess who finally watched the Batman movie and right after this read a bunch of Fanfics, where they throw a young Robin/Dick Grayson at Battinson
âŚItâs me
 and Iâm gonna do that too^^
Edit: Fanfics here
Vulcan: WhyâŚare youâŚshaking handsâŚwith that being?
Solkar, about to invent âFirst Contact Dayâ:
(Happy First Contact Day!)
⨠Tfw your brother finally comes home from Murder Island and you need to check on him every 30 minutes to make sure he hasnât left â¨
if you turn off all the lights, stand in front of a mirror, and say âleonard mccoyâ three times, he wonât appear because heâs a doctor, damnit, not an urban legend
Bones spends so much time randomly hanging out on the bridge when he has nothing to do in sickbay
and every time theyâre attacked by someone, or something important unexpectedly malfunctions, or they go through an asteroid field, the ship shakes and jolts like crazy and they all put on their seatbelts
except Bones, who just flails and falls overÂ
and grabs one of the railings if heâs lucky
(he usually isnât lucky)
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i have never empathised with kyle raynerâs melodramatic ass as much as i do right now (x)
âI told you people I donât need a doctor, dammit â I am a doctor!â
in an interesting case of linguistic convergent evolution, the english words scale, scale, and scale are all false cognates of each other
gotham memes series:
part one - part two - part three - part four - part five - part six - part seven - part eightâ - part nine - part ten - part eleven - part twelve - part thirteen - part fourteen - part fifteen - part sixteen - part seventeen - part eighteen - part nineteen - stoner memes - villain memes
metropopiss memes
random memes:
nightwing thirst tweets - gotham wlw - stoner tim - pussy size dick meme - âof course iâve had gay sexâ - lawnman bruce - batwhore inc - chad meme - yeehaw red hood - abba nightwing - womanizer barbara - bruce wayneâs funky lil boyfriend - stephanieâs turn - stephâs purple honda civic - bruceâs coming out email - royâs sponsor - 4/20 blaze it - jim gordon