The Batkids Attempt To Recite The Green Lantern Oath From Memory, And It Goes About As Well As You’d

the Federation itself as a concept is so funny because the founding members are

the Vulcans, who have been friends with humanity for years but don't seem to actually like them all that much, instead regarding them with a sort of perverse fascination usually reserved for virology labs

the Andorians, who were fighting the Vulcans for like a hundred years

the Tellarites, who don't like any of these people and whose cultural trait is arguing, and

humans, whom nobody knew existed until last century when they shot themselves into space on a heavily modified nuke, invented world peace and won a fight with the nearest imperial superpower

like imagine you're the Romulan Empire and these weird monkeys who've barely figured out interstellar travel show up on your doorstep in the equivalent of a shipping container with missiles strapped to it, kick your ass in front of everybody, and then start a friendship club with 3 of your neighbours who all hated each others' guts until like a year ago. now I understand why every Romulan on the show is so angry

normal news website posting viral video: Eel jumps out of its tank at the pet store

english news website posting viral video: Mad long slimer has itself a leap at the shops, giving the mums and blokes a fright

imagine how funny it would be to go to public school in gotham

Somehow, in 2022, Tumblr University finally exists, but the only offering is a semester long English course about Dracula and everyone is enrolled

Some more of my personal favorite panels from s2 of Batman: Wayne Family Adventures

barbie official: we’re gonna put all our movies on youtube for free!

youtube, still selling their movies: huh? what’d they say they were going to do?

Vulcan: Why…are you…shaking hands…with that being?

Solkar, about to invent “First Contact Day”:

(Happy First Contact Day!)

2020: A STAR TREK CALENDAR | insp: x

"There is a whole galaxy out there. Full of people who will reach for you. You have to let them. Find that person who seems farthest from you, and reach for them. Reach for them. Let them guide you."