I Like When The Bus Stops Directly In Front Of You Out Of The Line Of Waiting People And Opens Its Doors.

Vivipary - when seeds sprout while still being attached to its mother fruit

obsessed with this costume

I’m just thinking about how many times I’ve heard my dad on a long call with an obvious scammer and I’ll start begging him to get off the phone because I always think he’s a very easy mark and he’ll just keep going and then after a while he’ll say something like “I died 20 years ago” and hang up.

It’s funny how sacabambaspis is like the funniest looking animal in every hypothetical except for that one picture that makes me feel like I’m about to be killed

I’m probably gonna have to get a car eventually but I don’t wannaaaaaaa

My fujoshi landlord is kicking me and my partner out because she didn't agree with who was supposed to be the uke in the relationship