Soured-aspartame - Soured Aspartame

obsessed with this costume

Having any mildly popular post is fun because you get to see people in your notifications having insane and wildly off-topic conversations in the reblogs and it’s so hard to not pop in and be like “hey what the fuck are you talking about”

grinding our bulges together but mine has a higher rating on the mohs hardness scale so when we pull back yours has been ground to nothing

look at this video of a mouse eating soup and bread and butter

tattooed deer

Burger

Want cock in my mouth

theyres no time for that we need to scrub the fucking floors

I’ve been using the Spore creature creator to bring my loved ones back to life on the computer

*meeeting a friend for coffee* friend: how's work been?

me: oh you know *mimes putting a gun in my mouth but i moan a little and start sucking the barrel and pushing it deeper

Cuttlefish can change color to fade into the background. It can do it amazingly fast.