Blue-rumped Parrot (Psittinus Cyanurus), HIM EAT THE TASTY STARFRUITS!!!, Family Psittaculidae, Order

fried shrimp my beloved

A whippoorwill from Nebraska Wildlife Rehab's instagram. They are responsible for the music.

I’m probably gonna have to get a car eventually but I don’t wannaaaaaaa

I know this is a bold jumping spider but just wanted to show you :) found on my wall a week or so ago and transported outside to the garden

LOOK. At those blue chelicerae. 10/10. NAY! 11/10

And they were roommates...

Cuttlefish can change color to fade into the background. It can do it amazingly fast.

*meeeting a friend for coffee* friend: how's work been?

me: oh you know *mimes putting a gun in my mouth but i moan a little and start sucking the barrel and pushing it deeper

California Quail (Callipepla californica)