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I’m just thinking about how many times I’ve heard my dad on a long call with an obvious scammer and I’ll start begging him to get off the phone because I always think he’s a very easy mark and he’ll just keep going and then after a while he’ll say something like “I died 20 years ago” and hang up.

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Mean Girls (2004) House MD (2009)

thank god i'm on estrogen so i can finally dress like a man

Ok if we exclude Palpatine who has the gayest lightsaber?

I feel like the thing thats really different about the polish trans experience is that because the language is heavily gendered and asking about a persons gender is very much not normalized, now that my body looks mostly androgynous people started referring to me with grammatical forms that have never been uttered by human tongue before. Last week a woman couldn’t decide what gender I was so after trying several she settled on speaking to me in plural and infinitive

My grandma’s on and off again boyfriend that she cheated on grandpa with died today.

Cuttlefish can change color to fade into the background. It can do it amazingly fast.