Sourapplesnake - “Will You Want Me When I’m Old And Dead?”

what are the gays DOING⁉️⁉️

(just realized there’s a typo in the first pic but I’m too lazy to fix it)

Tiny Vox. :3

mine is so accurate im screaminggg

Pov: it is 2075 and Shannon just released the 45th KOTLC book.

Keefe ran away for the fourtieth time.

Sophie has unlocked another ten abilities.

Fitz is rocking in the middle of Foxfire screaming “BUT WE’RE COGNATES”.

We still don’t know what happened during the Great Gulon Incident.

The Neverseen has expanded and Alden was secretly evil.

Kenric has come back to life.

Forkle is actually a quintuplet.

Dex hasn’t even been mentioned for the last ten books.

Sophie has no more eyelashes left to pull out and has resorted to pulling out her hair.

The Ballad of Bo and Ro is now longer than KOTLC itself.

Jensi was actually Fintan in disguise all along.

I am still reading this godforsaken book series.

happy tdov my loves. don't let anyone else define your transness for you.

help trans women evacuate gaza

She is not a very good artist ^^"

Bestie I can feel rejected by things you wouldn’t even think of

keefe would eat up that "rating things my mom has done" trend in tiktok

0/10 tried to kill me (what the flip gisela not cool)

-100/10 kidnapped and tortured my gf and her best friend (seriously what the fuck ma?)

1/10 did weird experiments on me (got photographic memory still pretty fucked)

3/10 organised a ring fight with me and the ogre king (was bedridden for like a week but it got me a cool bodyguard/older sister so)

-12/10 put MULTIPLE tracking devices on me (alexa play somebody's watching me by rockwell)

8/10 involved my dad in illegal activity then erased his memories of it (lmfao it got him fired get fucked loser)

-2/10 sealed a bunch of evil shit with my blood (use your own blood bitch what the fuck??)

-200/10 killed enough people to be considered a serial killer (bro thinks shes american psycho)

3/10 killed a psycho murderer in front of me and my friends (i mean like she was insane and deserved it but still ruined the vibe 🙄)

-100/10 emotionally abused and manipulated me all my life (thanks for the trauma i need it for my art)

-69/10 tried to flood a whole city with me and my friends in it (cant she get a normal hobby)

what is the great gulon incident???

wouldn't you like to know, weather boy