WHAT THE HELL IS HAPPENI;G

Jon: [sweating, pointing at a conspiracy board] ... Do you understand now, Martin?

Martin: [crocheting with Jon's conspiracy board yarn]

Jon: WHAT DID I SAY ABOUT CROCHETING WITH THE CONSPIRACY BOARD YARN?

Martin: I made a bee :) it's for you

Jon: You!? You...!! [sighs] It's very cute, Martin. Thank you.

Wait I wanna draw this okay future me GO !!!

realest answer

Dr. Coo tensely awaits the council's decision

(his name is actually Bowie he says hi)

Will there be pigeons in season 3? I just feel like you can't go wrong with pigeons in season 3

That's up to the Pigeon Central Committee.

don't mind me. devouring the entirety of the Loki series. all of it. you will no longer be able to watch it. cause I eated it

This may be my LEAST fandom post so I'm happy my name goes over well with the undead and such.

Thank you @putridcrow , you've got a beautiful username yourself!

I went into the out

Hey. Hey guys. Pssst. Guys. Hey. H-

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Reblog to pay respect to The Dealocktor

How I crave the grainy grind of tile grout on my teeth. I'm running out of public restrooms.

Unrelated: I hate caulking

[Sam, Dean and Cas are staying in some house temporarily while on a hunt]

Cas: There's a female woman at the door

Dean: (at Sam) Wh- why is he saying that? (Turns to Cas) Why are you saying that?

Cas looks at Dean blankly and motions to the door.

Sam looks at his watch as the doorbell rings.

Sam: Ooooh wait, that's probably for me.

Dean: (confusion)

Sam opens the door and accepts a package from a mail woman.

Dean and Cas look at each other

Dean: Wait... When we get deliveries, you're... You're thinking it's called the MALE-MAN!?

Dean doubles over, laughing

Dean: AND SINCE IT WAS A LADY YOU ASSUMED IT WOULD BE A FEMALE WOMAN!?

Castiel looks extremely confused

Cas: that's what you said the other day, though, I know I heard you right? Male man???

Sam: (sets down with his package, pointing at it and smiling) Mail, m a i l.

Dean is positively howling in the background.

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