So, due to a series of fortunate events, I got it for free from Oriental Trading. ((No they aren't paying me to advertise him, it was actually SLIGHTLY sketchy but don't worry about it))
Fun fact! He's technically a plush doorstop. He has a metal plate in his base that weighs him down wonderfully so he doesn't fall over. Also, if you crash, a special hidden mechanism activates which gives him the ability to fly, break glass, break bones, and maim or kill! (aka this thing might rocket straight though your windshield due to the weight). Cool, right?!
"K9 Doorstop Oriental Trading" should bring you to him :)
I'll save you the time to check the price: he's 40 dollars and actually officially licensed. Based on how much I use him (feeling a deep friendship with him whatever I'm in my car), for my uses, 40 dollars is worth it! If I did pay it
I'm a silly little dumdum and left the plate in because, idk, K9 sitting upright as I take sharp turns is more important than my safety, but I feel morally obligated to let you know that you probably *should* remove the plate if you have him in a vehicle. Or die with honor, impaled by a robot dog. Both perfectly good options so long as you are informed that this thing May Kill You.
FIVE STARS FROM ME! ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
He's held up very well over the years and changed from a grey-blue to a more screen accurate grey in the sun, which I love, would recommend. This K9 doorstop is to die for!
Not to brag but since I don't use my passenger seat I filled it with a K9 to keep me company
If I could just get my GPS to speak with his voice, I could pretend he's directing me places... He's great though
Kirk and McCoy
Kwik Trip sounds like the name of a broom in Harry Potter. Maybe one marketed for utility and convenience instead of a racing broom, for trips to the store and stuff if you don't want to apparate or use floo powder
REMINDER TO MAKE A COMPANIONSONA FOR YOURSELF AS A TREAT!! YOU DESERVE IT!! WE CAN EVEN MAKE OUR COMPANIONSONAS BE FRIENDS
I've just discovered #companionsona .for companions that you just. You MAKE UP A GUY. To travel with the doctor. Now, self inserts are NOT my thing. I don't wanna read about ME. IM not a BLORBO. But;!ok. Listen. The Doctor has had SO many companions... And timesn... I could make up silly little guys. For instances that you can't prove didn't really happen, or won't happen in the future. They can almost even be real??? Right??? Anyways. Just had to say, I think it's a good thing.
Me (Aziraphale) and @zaniephoenixblr-blog (Crowley) at Siouxpercon!!!
4 years of German led me to this moment.
Hannibal Lecker
That is all.
Don't I know it
saddest thing that can happen is a cat so delicately and cozy putting their small apple head on your leg like a pillow to sleep while fully unaware that in like five minutes you're going to get up to go eat because they don't know human language or how time works
Jon is quite the soggy wet rag of a man isn't he. Have you ever slapped a wet towel against a countertop? I could do that with Jon. Smack. Is your paranoia cured yet towel boy? Or do you need me to wring you out again?
You should perhaps kiss your therapist a little to thank them for their hard work
The enemies of my enemies are my enemies' enemies and the enemies' of my enemies' enemies are my enemies' enemie's enemies
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