Ok So Let’s Do Some Analysis. We All Know Season One Steve Is Kinda Characterized As An Fboy, But Season

they love me for my patient listening skills and scathing commentary.

i sure hope being gruesomely murdered isn’t ur fetish. it certainly isn’t mine. hope this helps 🫶

“you belong in the kitchen” okay? and you belong in the soup. get Boiled idiot.

Intro Post:

Hello everyone!!!

Before we get started I thought I should issue a WARNING:

this introductory post is the best grammar you will ever receive from me unless I am posting explicitly about writing. Other than that I will sound like a raccoon who was given a keyboard.

I’ve created this blog to showcase a variety of content including (but not limited to):

- Writing

- Music

- Books

- Art

- Many different fandoms

- Memes

- Cats

- Stories from my life

- Random updates

- Mental health awareness

My pronouns are they/them.

My name is not to be disclosed here. If I gain followers I’ll have them vote on what to call me.

Thanks. 🫡

For every like Elon Musk gets a kick to the balls, for every reblog Trump gets fucking punched

favorite genre of confession has got to be “i love you, you asshole” followed up by “i love you, you idiot”

tumblr adds are so funny. going from scrolling insta to scrolling tumblr is like crossing an aesthetic looking street, making it to the sidewalk and then immediately getting hit by a neon green truck with a frog face.

YouTube ads: (30 seconds of irrelevant wackiness) Oh hohohoho the creature wants the Food!

Facebook ads: (fabricated sponsored "news" article) Here is why, everyone is buying the new thing. Trust us everyone is buying it

TikTok ads: (paid actor) I just bought this thing and it totally changed my life! Join me on my Journey, with Product...

Tumblr ads: (ai generated image of heaven) The Truth About Your Elbows

ah, yes. my bad. guess i’ll just kill myself.

the other night i had a nightmare that my mom was cheating on my dad with mr beast and i was trying to warn my mom that he was evil but he was right there so i couldn’t outright say anything and i literally woke up in a cold sweat it was terrifying

how dare you be funnier than me on my own post

“you belong in the kitchen” okay? and you belong in the soup. get Boiled idiot.