I Like The Idea Of An Assassin Saying "I Would Kill For You... For Free"

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aaaww! I think the way you worded the image description made it even cuter!

happy pride month! [ID in alt text]

ooooh I'm jealous!

Tavros being swallowed by a pile of plushies

[ID: in the caverns, Bronya says "get in the Halloween spirit and make a ghost!" Lanque replies, "that's called murder and I heard somewhere that it was illegal". / end ID.

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...was?!

I drew the toothbrushes myself with a mouse lmao. I was totally gonna make Mallek's teeth shiny, but I couldn't figure out to make it work.

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very cursed

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“I wasn’t born, I was hatched, what are you ta/king about?“

Also “libro” is Spanish for book!

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GENIUS!!! THANKS!!!

I just couldn’t resist!

Also, is there a word for like a weaboo, but for France?

kat

Happy birthday angy dude!

[image description 1/2: Kanaya sits on her crafting table with her keyboard on her lap. she says: "you have been CHEESED." she types away, saying "cheese cheese, cheese, cheese, cheese cheese, cheese, cheese chee chee chee chee chee chee chee, cheez chee chee chee chee chee, cheese cheese cheese cheese cheese."

ID 2/2: Feferi's lusus, Gl'bgolyb, tells her, "it's very important that I'm allowed to slumber for one thousand years and never feel any pain. Fef does not want to here it. / end ID]

I don't even know if that's how you spell cheece.

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