Me: "Hmm, I've Been Of Tumblr For A Whole Month Now, I Think I'm Ready To Go Back."

🎵 bi people, having fun, global domination over everyone! 🎶

every now and then I'll pull a weird ship out of my ass, just because the specific characters fit the text, but they've never met in canon or at least the relationship they do have has never been explored in a romantic way, and I think it's so fun to think about how that would work out for them, what quadrant, etc, no matter how weird it seems. I chose Tagora and Trizza for this post because they both like money and dislike mercy. a match made in hell!

[text sources: maamlet and himborc on tumblr. I edited the Tagora and MC sprites myself]

FINALLY SOMEONE UNDERSTANDS ME

hiveswap is technically an isekai

you know who you are

'fiction doesn't affect reality' mfs when they learn about propaganda

happy valentine's day, enjoy these cursed e-cards!

[image descriptions:

ID 1/6: Elwurd bites her nail and says, "let's lesbian together!" the background is the community lesbian pride flag.

ID 2/6: Tagora stands in front of the queer man flag and says, "let's gayy together!" (sic).

ID 3/6: Tegiri does a Jojo pose and says, "ur my waifu".

ID 4/6: in her dungeon, Lynera says, "I am happy to see you but that really is a knife in my pocket".

ID 5/6: Lanque wears a flower crown and smiles, saying "fuck u".

ID 6/6: at the movie theater, Polypa smiles reassuringly and says, "I would kill for you... for free". / end IDs.]

haha, Lynera said a dick joke.

[text sources: simonstuck943 and nodamncatnodamncradle on tumblr]

Merry Christmas and happy Capricorn season, here’s some hot guys! Fun fact: Capricorn is sometimes called “the father of the zodiac” or “the daddy sign”. Explains a lot, huh?

btw all the translations I could find said that the Irish name “Daidi na Nollag” is closer to “father of December”, but their word for “father” is “daidi” and is pronounced like “daddy”, so it’s only sort of of true? I hope that helps some of y’all sleep better lmao

[ID: Rose narrates, "a few days ago a coworker asked me to explain Hanukkah and I asked her if she knew what a menorah was." Jade thinks for a moment before saying, "like the northern lights?" Rose continues, "I'm simultaneously haunted by and wild about this concept now. instead of aurora borealis, menorah borealis." Jade is grinning wide and repeats, "menorah borealis". / end ID

text source: witchofdunwich on tumblr]

happy Hanukkah, y'all!

[image description 1/2: while Chixie is performing on stage, Elwurd says to Zebruh, "I'd call you a simp, but I simp her too". Zebruh is flabbergasted. / end ID 1. / ID 2/2: Mallek laughs saying, "yeah I'm a simp. s = super, i = into, m = mechanical, p = parts!" / end of image descriptions.]

friendsimp

[text sources: "Mary Bean" under a Samantha Lux video, and "It's me, 33" under a remix of sexy back by justin timberlake mixed with the home depot song, on youtube]

Hey question: did Elwurd actually have some kind of obsession with guacamole or did I somehow convince myself she did for some reason? I'm so confused.

Well, what are yours? Mine are tired and also tired.

[text source: Skweezy on twitter]

you ever get so weird with your gender that you just morph into a different art style?

[text source: @mxbutchtwink on tumblr. vae reblog a lot of stuff about vampires, monsterfucking, and other queer stuff, so I've used the text from a lot of those reblogs for incorrect quotes. but I think this is the first time I'm using vaer own words for one! so I thought I'd give vem a shout out for unintentionally and indirectly helping me out with this blog so many times!]