Shit.

i was so ready to be the one to translate the alternian, ive been reading and writing it for like 7 years, I've trained for this day etc etc 😤 only to find out they changed it for hiveswap and my beloved daedric alternian is nowhere to be found!!! kids these days with their newfangled non-copywrite-stricken Modern Alternian, i tell u what

I've been meaning to look into OG Alternian. But if you're interested in learning Hiveswap Alternian, the way I learned it was through the character select cards at the start of each volume in Friendsim. It had the characters' names written in both english and Alternian, and between all of them, I was able to find the symbols for every letter and the question mark. I also found the Alternian exclamation point and period from background posters and stuff.

Azdaja and Chahut's cards helped me the most. I can't look at their cards without remembering how they taught me the ABCs!

Well anyway, I appreciate your enthusiasm! Maybe one day, I'll learn old Alternian and write something that you can translate! But for now, here's a cookie for your effort!

It took me a while to respond because I needed to wait for an opportunity to make some! My little brother wrote the message, in english, for convenience (it says "nice try" if you can't tell. that stuff is pretty hard to write with)!

It’s good that they can look on the bright side, I suppose.

(text source: rupaulsdragracefuckedupdrag on tumblr)

flattering

elwurd: why doesn’t bronya find me sexy when i bite my Lip?

mallek: what do you look like when you bite your lip?

elwurd: *bites Lip*

mallek: ...have you considered biting your bottom lip instead?

Well, what are yours? Mine are tired and also tired.

[text source: Skweezy on twitter]

I'm almost running out of gay shit to post!

[text sources: veggie-lo-mein and fecto on tumblr]

hey look

HIVESWAP ACT 3. like actually! what pumpkin and everything! I totally thought it was a fangame at first, but no!!!

no word on when it will come out, but now we know it's being worked on!

I have been quoting this for possibly years at this point. now you can too!

also I didn't notice til I made this that Damara has dimples?!?! adorable!! she's my favorite dancestor btw!

[text source: Hannah_Chutzpah on twitter. I edited the last Rose sprite myself.]

I don't necessarily ship all these, I just put whoever I thought was the most fitting, but I think the dynamics are really interesting to think about! Anyway, Polypa should host her own dating show.

(text source: GilpinGrace on twitter)

clown cat

oof sorry for taking so long to get back to you I took I break from Tumblr but hi it's me the anon who had the idea with the tiktok comment! anyway my idea was to have tagora saying it with tyzias stelsa and tegiri(I headcanon him as a he/him lesbian but it's kinda a niche headcanon so you can exclude him if you want) in the background. now that I'm actually typing it out I might have overhyped it but it was really funny in my head lol

[image descriptions: Lanque gestures towards Wanshi and says "every transmasc has that one lesbian friend—" Tagora cuts him off, "wrong. I have multiple. SICK 'EM, GIRLIES!!!" Tyzias, Stelsa, and Tegiri jump out to attack! this is all going down in front of the community lesbian pride flag. Wanshi just stands there smiling. she says "happy pride!" / end ID]

you came to the right place, all forms of lesbian are welcome here! also I hope you feel better after your break!

[text sources: gnarlysheeps on twitter, and... the same person by the same name, but this time on tumblr? they posted a screenshot of their own twitter post, on tumblr.]