Everybody In America Is Female

Sometimes looking at the roof is nice

I want a pet duck so I could train it to use a knife, I also want a knife to give to my new pet duck

Sleep is like a coma that works together with your bed to keep you as long as possible

Apparently the pope is dead and I'm In the middle of a mental breakdown, maybe related I don't know...

I sit on my bed with these two paintings leaning against my dresser and think, I listen to music with headphones yet my thoughts feel so loud, I just sit there and look back at them, both paintings were fun to make, but I never even hanger them on the wall...why? I don't even know why myself yet I keep asking...

Two paintings I made for fun

i wish ducks could use guns

then i could make a sitcom about a duck and a gangster teaming up to take down a drug ring that killed the old guy the fed the duck

Sunday is a day off and it's going great, had a sandwich and I'm listening to music with my cat

How to reverse time after saying something stupid the moment everyone in the room stops talking...?

God I want to eat a sandwich but I don't want to make one