Strawpage Requests With A Side Of Nedport 😘🇳🇱🇵🇹

ranking the best things I have heard surgeons say mid-surgery:

1. "Five second rule!" while scrubbed, after dropping a sterile scalpel on the floor (no they did NOT pick it up again but I swear everyone's buttholes puckered)

2. (spoken during the closing of a particularly long and difficult case) "Nurse - my tunes." :heavy metal starts blasting:

3. Gently to a fretful patient, pre-anaesthesia: "It's going to be okay. I promise, I've dealt with worse." As soon as the patient is unconscious: "This is literally the worst thing I've ever seen."

4. [okay this one was a med student] "Wowwww, that's so gross!!" Reg: "Please remember that [patient] is awake for this procedure." Student to patient: "Oh my god. I am so sorry, that was really unprofessional - " Patient, cheerfully, also engrossed with what's happening inside them on the screen: "Nah - it's, like, super gross, right?"

5. [another procedure where the patient couldn't be put under GA] Patient: *starts singing country roads midway through the procedure* Surgeon: *shrugs and joins in with surprisingly good harmony*

I forgot to post it days ago...

San Marino have 2 torture museums....

Kagu, a bird on the brink of extinction meets one of its own kind

Trump claims today

1. Says he wants to end wars, uses violent language in regards to taking back the pamana canal

2. Wants to get to Mars, which is physically impossible with our current Technology.

3. Says he'll rename the Gulf Of Mexico to the gulf of America, he literally cannot do this.

4. Talks about compassion while discounting queer gender people

5. Talks about wanting a colour blind Society, wants to kick out immigrants and declare war on cartels

Cheers to America, a nation completely fucked.

Don't forget to get out their and protect your rights Americans, since the president sure as fuck won't

Well...Happy Halloween

Some drawing

Mommy RSM

The poor Prussia

A gift for @purrsia

And now I'm scared... Luxembourg...

Sono le 4 di mattina (a.m.)...mi son dimenticata che c'era il cambio da ora solare a ora legale, o viceversa, non ricordo bene...eheheh...adesso? Che faccio?

in case you were wondering why there needs to be better animal cruelty and welfare awareness for even something as niche as pigeons:

this is an American Fantail. they’re a popular breed among older pigeon-keepers who want a ‘challenge.’ this bird is not just posing like this, it cannot move its head far from where it is in this picture. this is NOT a similar situation to Seramas (who set up to look Like That, and are overall pretty normal-looking chickens), this bird is just tragically deformed

this is a posed skeleton of an American Fantail with the breed standard drawing overlaid. i’ve seen these birds at shows. they can barely move and they jump at every noise because they cannot see what could be coming at them. they’re either skittish or completely shut down, and watching them try to get food is just heartbreaking (they have to turn sideways and swing their head down their tail to peck at their seed. i don’t know how they even manage to drink). sometimes when the try to walk to their food they nearly fall over because their tip-toes stance is what they’re like a majority of the time and their fan is heavy enough that they can barely support it with such delicate balance

the kicker is, people are fascinated by these birds. they marvel in how such a monstrosity is alive and want to try their hand at raising fantails themselves, because that’s what the experts do! these are the bird that everyone chooses to point out as a marvel of artificial selection, but anyone who has been around pigeons for any stretch of time knows that they are intelligent, social birds. they rely on nodding to communicate a large portion of their language, and guess what an American Fantail can’t do?

of the issues with animal welfare in bird breeding, the problem with American Fantails is one of the clearest ones with which to illustrate just how little some people care for animals. people breeding these birds are not beginners who don’t know better, they are people who have been raising pigeons for 10, 20, 50 years and got bored with birds who can function. the people who breed birds like the American Fantail view pigeons as disposable, as something not to care for but to shape as you want to create an extreme caricature of an animal. the Jacobin, Zitterhall, and Modena are also examples of this, but no breeder is as proud of himself for perpetuating an animal that cannot function as an American Fantail breeder

hi.. does anyone have reqs for character drawings , even non hetalia ones ? artblock hit me again. very hard. 💔 i have a ton of drawings to get to but i feel stuck so please request things and i may do them. perhaps