True...I Stressed So Much My Old History Teacher Because Every Time She Tried To Explain The Position

Explain why in the tags

I just played 'It Is As If You Were Making Love'.

Holy shit it's so hot I can't function properly.

it's perfection! it's them, nothing more, nothing less.

Smiling Nordics idk, I madw this back in july and lost the original files for the drawing in my old phone so I had ro screenshot it via my instagram 😭 its goldencrested_lovearrow if you guys wanna swe more of my shenanigans

ranking the best things I have heard surgeons say mid-surgery:

1. "Five second rule!" while scrubbed, after dropping a sterile scalpel on the floor (no they did NOT pick it up again but I swear everyone's buttholes puckered)

2. (spoken during the closing of a particularly long and difficult case) "Nurse - my tunes." :heavy metal starts blasting:

3. Gently to a fretful patient, pre-anaesthesia: "It's going to be okay. I promise, I've dealt with worse." As soon as the patient is unconscious: "This is literally the worst thing I've ever seen."

4. [okay this one was a med student] "Wowwww, that's so gross!!" Reg: "Please remember that [patient] is awake for this procedure." Student to patient: "Oh my god. I am so sorry, that was really unprofessional - " Patient, cheerfully, also engrossed with what's happening inside them on the screen: "Nah - it's, like, super gross, right?"

5. [another procedure where the patient couldn't be put under GA] Patient: *starts singing country roads midway through the procedure* Surgeon: *shrugs and joins in with surprisingly good harmony*

:3

:3

Happy "mothers" day

(the kid it's south africa...only afrikaans population)

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES

Reblog to kill it faster

Can we talk about how Mattie has been stoned in canon?

Can we talk about that.

Kagu, a bird on the brink of extinction meets one of its own kind

It's the nine