Idk...

ranking the best things I have heard surgeons say mid-surgery:

1. "Five second rule!" while scrubbed, after dropping a sterile scalpel on the floor (no they did NOT pick it up again but I swear everyone's buttholes puckered)

2. (spoken during the closing of a particularly long and difficult case) "Nurse - my tunes." :heavy metal starts blasting:

3. Gently to a fretful patient, pre-anaesthesia: "It's going to be okay. I promise, I've dealt with worse." As soon as the patient is unconscious: "This is literally the worst thing I've ever seen."

4. [okay this one was a med student] "Wowwww, that's so gross!!" Reg: "Please remember that [patient] is awake for this procedure." Student to patient: "Oh my god. I am so sorry, that was really unprofessional - " Patient, cheerfully, also engrossed with what's happening inside them on the screen: "Nah - it's, like, super gross, right?"

5. [another procedure where the patient couldn't be put under GA] Patient: *starts singing country roads midway through the procedure* Surgeon: *shrugs and joins in with surprisingly good harmony*

My dearest Albino.. Happy birthday!🫴💕🥔✨

happy birthday prussia. it's out of touch thursday.

She's still watching

Can we talk about how Mattie has been stoned in canon?

Can we talk about that.

During lessons

Ta-daaaaaaa!!!!!

God I love how you draw Lithuania

I wanted to doodle him for you but I failed so you get this:

(Thank you so much I need to draw him more)

Netherlands: port's chapstick tastes nice

Belgium: did you guys finally make out???

Portugal: no he just took a bite out of my chapstick