I Gift Jellyseidon A Business Card

original sin (insider trading)

girl roommate reacts to new pope

who will you be tonight?

woah this character is so cool i wish they were covered in blood their whole body trembling with a look of absolute horror on their face as theyre struggling to breathe in panic

got a giant and i mean GIANT fresh-squeezed strawberry lemonade at the farmer's market today. i'm talking like a full quart with a straw in it. very delicious. five dollars. nice. as i was leaving, laden with vegetables, a young man waved at me and asked where i had acquired my immense beverage. and after i pointed him toward the stall and informed him of the various prices and flavors, he looked toward the sky, basketball shorts flapping in the breeze, and bellowed to the heavens, "oh i am gonna SLUUUUUUUURP that." happy slurp that saturday everyone.

I feel a deep kinship with these wretched creatures

Thinking of the Ted stays au. Casper would def always pick him up and carry him around

Multiverse’s Most Miserable Man <3