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Remus: Me? Dying?

Remus: *looks at the blade still sticking out of his stomach*

Remus, sarcastically: No, not at all.

I could have a cuter room if I wasn’t a goblin who threw all her shit on the floor

5-Year-Old Boy Has ‘Up’ Photoshoot With 90-Year-Old Great Grandparents

Honestly the mere fact that some people refer to Daddy Long Legs as “harvestmen” is creepier than 90% of all deliberately created horror but like the worst part is that the alternative is calling them Daddy Long Legs

“WELL IF YOU WON’T GET IN HERE AND NEST WITH ME, I GUESS I HAVE NO CHOICE BUT TO MARRY THIS JAR OF SALSA”

My most recent project! I have SO many thoughts about this au, so stay tuned because I will definitely be making more content for this! Do you have a favorite?

Self Care Tips From Tumblr: When you feel like everyone hates you, sleep. When you feel like you hate everyone, eat. When you feel like you hate yourself, shower. Someone out there feels better because you exist. 

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