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the riptide pirates say trans rights! (cuz theyre all transgender)

hi is this animal control? ok cool so i called you guys a few months ago about bears eating people in my village. still waiting to hear back on that by the way. yeah. yeah no i understand that you're very busy, but i just thought bears eating people would be a priority. uh huh. right. okay well anyway there's been a new development. the stray dogs from all over the country have united into one giant army. you've probably seen them, they uh...they swam across the ocean a few times. anyway. the....dog army is now fighting the bears? yeah no. no humans present- well there's a little boy and a crazy old man with a shotgun but they're not doing much. yeah. uh huh. well i just thought you should know. one of the dogs knows beam attacks and has decapitated one of the bears. can you like....send someone? I'm pretty sure the old man just fucking died

Karlach (n Wyll) my absolute beloved(s)

When the

When

When you when

dogsona in my two favorite dogshows

Got real, now what?

If You Give a Fish a Family, coming soon to theaters near you!

i got misty eyes as they said farewell

Sorry not sorry