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r/vexillology

The Flag of Japan but it's actually this hand towel with a perfectly-placed water stain

ok so for those of you who don’t know, there’s this twitter account of a japanese local hero mascot named dentman who went viral recently due to this tweet

but yeah he saw the tweet. and his response went viral as well (which is how i found his account)

and he just has like. hourly posts reminding you to brush your teeth

oh and his rival? his name is mr. mutans. whenever dentman posts he makes a post of his own, ofc

but THAT’S NOT ALL. literally while making this post i found a THIRD ACCOUNT that’s all about taking your meds

safe to say i’m losing my mind

anyway the point of all this was that people are ALREADY beginning to draw them ship art 😭

and the reactions are everything

I CANT ADD ANY MORE IMAGES BUT TRUST ME THIS IS SO FUNNY

toxic one-sided dentman yaoi wasn’t on my 2024 bingo card but it DEFINITELY IS NOW!

You are trapped in an elevator with the person on your lockscreen. Who is it?

Reblog with who you get stuck with~

These men just stole the personal information of everyone in America AND control the Treasury. Link to article.

Akash Bobba

Edward Coristine

Luke Farritor

Gautier Cole Killian

Gavin Kliger

Ethan Shaotran

Spread their names!

ordering a pup cup for my chikorita in lumiose

THESE PLACES USED TO SEEM SO FAMILIAR; NOW I LOOK FOR YOU IN THE DARK

vyvanse is so expensive when they make you pay out of pocket though why arent we making and selling our own vyvanse

I forgot to mention that the lock was still on the locker despite the massive hole... also the rest of the door disappeared without a trace except for some wood chips in my locker.

This guy at my school somehow managed to kick his locker so hard the bottom half of the door fell off, the rest of the locker was scuffed but fine.

The night after I had a dream set at the school and the only difference was the locker was in perfect condition except for just this missing part of the door.

i always forget my grandma used to be a clown so it caught me the fuck off guard when she saw this

and no hesitation saying “oh it’s that creepy clown- oh he’s drinking that’s against clown code”

Wolf’s Rain