Swamp Monsters Care Package

FedEx: shits on my box, stomps on my box, kicks it, dumps gasoline on it, throws one of my chickens into the back of the van UPS: whispers at my front door “is anyone home” as quietly as possible before leaving a “we missed you!” note, tries to gaslight me into thinking my address doesn’t exist USPS: sets my package down gently where it’s not visible from the road, knocks on the door and kisses me directly on the mouth

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Art of some of my friends

Lampa - My D&D Character

The silly

He's literally just the glowing man meme. He glowz. Lamp man.

He's a ranger :3

I ship this ship because:

I have eyes

I can see

I am the smartest person in the room

I receive divine revelations about them in the dead of night, alone in my chambers

i've been wanting to make an object-head character for a long time, but i was struggling to come up with which object to use lol

anyhoo, say hello to dimidia, an anthropomorphic water lily. while the bowl on their head is not part of their biological body, they need the water in it to stay alive on land. her name is latin for "incomplete".

Wunk regains the land

i made an anglerfish sculpture for school it took a few weeks of me working on it for a few hours everyday but holy heck i actually finished it it also serves as a semi-functional mask

the process involved trecking through a hell made of paper-mache while sacrificing many packets of air-dry clay and half a bottle of black paint and i'm not entirely sure that it was worth it but i'm still proud.

the worst part is, it doesn't state that i'm the top listener, meaning that someone else actually beat me

who are you o-o

im pebbles irl wtf