Okay But Can You Imagine Hanks Reaction After 2/3 RK’s Prank Him Like

not really sure how the mcu’s going to come together again at this point but I really want them to include mobius in the gayest and most irrelevant way. like imagine: it’s the next avengers movie. the latest avengers + whatever other superheroes they can scavenge are at the avengers headquarters discussing what to do next in the fight against kang (or whoever else it is if they switch it idk I’m not here for my logistical theorizing). all of a sudden, a security breach. someone’s at their front door, an unknown person unidentifiable to their facial recognition. this intrigues them. they let him in. he’s a man with a mustache and possibly the most non threatening demeanour one could ever encounter. he’s holding an envelope with the avengers logo stamped onto it.

they ask him what he’s doing here. he holds up the blank envelope and explains how he figured their mail go mixed up with his (he lives nowhere near them. like, in a completely different state.) this is also strange because they don’t get their mail sent to the compound. immediately they’re suspicious. especially because the guy keeps gawking at them.

“sorry,” he says. “this is pretty cool for me, seeing all of you in person. it’s kind of like meeting all of the characters from your favourite tv show, except the show is loki’s life so you all come off a little unfavourably—”

not half a second passes before thor is marching across the room and picking this man up off the ground by the neck. “loki? you know my brother, tell me right at once how you know him.”

the other avengers are trying to yank the man free from thor’s grasp. “you’ve got to keep his airway intact if you want him to explain,” the shout at thor. he finally drops him.

“my name is mobius m. mobius,” he says. “I was an agent with the Time Variant’s Authority, also known as the TVA. we were in charge of maintaining a single timeline until recently, when the man in charge of all that died. I didn’t get a name, loki only ever referred to him as He Who Remains— which if we’re being honest is much cooler, I mean he had this variant that was named victor timely but that’s just such a non-villain kind of name, you know, I just thought—”

“get to the point,” one of them demands.

“right, sorry. loki was working with us to figure out how to stop the timelines from imploding. your precious multiverse would have destroyed itself if not for him holding it together now.”

“that’s where he is?” thor asks.

mobius nods. “at the end of time. keeping every timeline intact, every universe safe. he sacrificed himself for me. for all of us.”

“you knowing loki can’t be a coincidence, you must have come here for a reason. what’s in the letter.”

“well that’s just it: I don’t know,” mobius says. “I haven’t opened it. I mean that’s still a felony on this earth, right? I just thought I’d return it. didn’t show up in my mailbox or anything either. just appeared on my front doorstep like magic.”

“not like magic,” bruce says as he opens the letter. “I think this is magic.”

thor grabs the letter and looks at it. everyone looks over his shoulder hoping to read it as well. it’s a single piece of paper with three simple sentences.

My Jane. Protect him with your life. Please.

— Loki

WOULD THAT NOT BE SO FRICKIN SWEET

i'm watching house md. WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT. this motherfucker DITCHES HIS WIFE to eat chinese food with his BEST FRIEND and we get a MONTAGE OF THEM LAUGHING and they AREN'T GAY???

Me and the mutuals after Venom The Last Dance

Okay I have a bone to pick with people. Especially people on tiktok. Istg every video I see ppl call Angel Dust overrated? OVERRATED? Like come on. Angel dust is one of the most complex characters, he’s a traumatised little twink, yeah but he’s also one of the most relatable. He’s got a tragic story and is incredibly traumatised, with a really shit coping mechanism. If that’s not relatable in this day and age idk what is.

Sorry for the rant but I think our resident arachnid deserves more love

"podcasts are a passive form of media" then why the fuck am I listening to this gripping the table like I'm on a goddamn rollercoaster

Some people are so annoying about shipping these days like

“Can’t two guys just be friends??!!”

Like?? No?? Not if I have any say in it.

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no matter the struggles there is always ao3 in bed

hate it when people refer to wilson as the “normal” one in the hilson dynamic. that boy ain’t right.

Frost and Kremy except I used their real counterparts as references