It’s 104% okay to come to your DM and just say, “Hi, can we be friends?” And then start asking you random questions.
I want to [remembers that suicide jokes only further damage my mental health] fuck you like an animal
Fun Fact when Regulus died Sirius barely moved, barely ate, barely looked at anyone or anything for days besides the only picture he had of Regulus as a child, smiling and clutched it to his chest while whispering "my baby, my baby, my baby" on repeat to himself as tears streamed down his face.
(And Remus could do nothing but hold Sirius as his heart broke for him and James)
what if i told u . . u don't need to give draco a complete personality transplant to make dron work . . . [gets stoned (by rocks)]
something terrible is happening within my psyche rn as i realize this song fits with this goddamn chap
they DO have REPUTATIONS ooooohhhhh my goddddddd my shaylaasssssss 😭😭😭😭😭
so bye i'm gonna go finish crying to this now
y'all alr know the dron tag hates to see me coming [steeples hands for a transaction] but here i am again with a new chapter !!
here's ch3 in screenshots bc i can't promise it's all comedy this time:
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me: [feels literally anything]
me: oh stop being melodramatic, you.
[buries it and feels even more awful]
reading this ask absolutely clocked me bc it basically exactly mirrors my thoughts and unironically what im working at in my current wip fic
cept in this case the anti-racism goop is slow-acting and in the form of voldemort moving in LMAO
draco watching a blood-purist megalomaniac torture his father in front of him/have his snake swallow someone whole on his dinning room table, while desperately trying not to throw up: maybe. 😨 maybe all life inherently has value 😨
ron stumbling in much later on him covered in (metaphorical) goop having a hysterical breakdown in the bathroom: oh! that's not . . . what is going on 🙂
they'd have the best convos abt muggles bc they both have extremely minimal first hand experience so it's always "he said this" and "she told me about this" and "i saw an aeroplane once‼️ it was huuge‼️" they are so cute
Im one of those people who hate canon malfoy for being a racist asshole, but i hink hes funny as a character if that makes sense? Like fuck the guy, but i think if we just dumped him in anti-fantasy racism goo and then let him sit there for a while that he would be a really funny character. I do hate how the fandom has made him all serious and mysterious, like you said. Hes such a little dramatic whiny little asshole and if you want to stan him, then you have to embrcae that part of him. The guy got rejected by some kid he met on a train and decided to hate him for the rest of enternity and suceeded. Hes a pathetic theater kid with a flair for dramatics who has two goons he constantly keeps around him at all times. Dont just overlook that, guys (the malfoy fans).
I agree! Malfoy can be a really fun character to work with especially once he can be somewhat separated from his bigotry. Not entirely, but I guess making him slightly more open minded & less extreme in his beliefs, cause it can be fun to have him be taught things too
It’s been a while since I’ve read a fic where Malfoy was really that involved but if you like Malfoy, the trio, AND the marauders the fic Marauders of the Mind is on fanfic.net and I think it’s really fun. I have some issues with it like the marauders aren’t their canon selves, they’re pretty exaggerated / ooc, but it has a lot of good Harry & Malfoy characterization I think!
powering thru a filler chapter rn (for inspiral), so here are some small funny bits released from fic-jail bc they made me laugh as i wrote
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this is amazing
i’ve decided the new gender neutral form of Ms/Mr is just THE
verisimilous on ao3 ➳ they call me the CDC the way i run the Collaborative Delulu Center
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