King

but at least the war is over

fanfics are one of the best things that humanity has come up with. i fucking love reading stories about my favorite characters from people who have the same brainrot as me

my one skill is expertly manipulating the shape of the eggs I’m cooking so that they fit perfectly onto my toast every time

whenever i'm trying to talk myself out of buying something i don't need i always hear my old russian professor's voice echoing in my head: "WHAT??? WILL YOU DIE THE RICHEST MAN IN THE GRAVEYARD?" and then i make an unwise financial decision

when in fics they say two characters gave each other a look this is always what i envision in my head

Gintama translators be like: "We promise you, dear viewer, that this joke makes sense. Given you understand certain cultural context, speak Japanese, read JUMP weekly, sit in front of the TV in Japan 24/7 and are an orangutan. Here's a short instruction manual for getting this joke."

Dr. Eggman is literally richer than elon musk