I Think Dudes Who Say Shit Like “I Couldn’t Love A Child That Wasn’t Mine” Shouldn’t Have Kids

Sometimes a creative outlet is a fun little hobby and sometimes it's a lifelong affliction. Like I crochet because making little woven animals sparks joy and I'm a writer whether I like it or not because I'm tormented by visions

Happy Birthday, Mika!

The meal's ready— P—Please come and eat, everyone!

Ahem, this time I tried a new cake recipe and added some Wolfhooks I picked while surveying the wilderness. It should taste pretty good...

Oh! I also made some drinks from different kinds of fruit. I hope you enjoy them.

...What I'm trying to say is, thank you all for coming to celebrate my birthday. Uh, what next... What did the Traveler teach me to say back then...?

the best boy I love him

Quick silly chibi doodle of Heizou giving a TedTalk

Prayer to Ma’at

Notes: This is an example of the translation services I am offering! It’s quite a long bit of text but I thought it was worth sharing. There is immense trouble with trying to get Tumblr to type out hieroglyphs––at least there is on my computer––so screenshots of my translations will have to do. You are free to use this in any way (respectfully, of course) but please credit me if you do.

This one took me a while to draw but I wanted a good represention of Arlecchino

High-res version, different versions, video process etc. on patreon: https://www.patreon.com/zumi

“Wriothesley, we can’t sit at the fountain it’s prohibited.”

“Says who?”

“Says the court, you fool!”

“Well, just let this fool get a picture for his desk and he’ll let you get up, alright? Plus the court owes me a favor or two, anyway.”

“But—”

“We’re ready for our photo, miss Clorinde!”

just a cute little fact but august 1st is also designated as the universal birthday for shelter dogs whose actual birthdays are unknown

More favourite tropes:

“Unfortunately, [thing that would ordinarily be described in much stronger terms than ‘unfortunate’].”  

“Fortunately, [thing that is in no way fortunate].”  

“Unfortunately, [thing that would be fortunate in nearly any circumstance except the particular circumstance at hand].“  

“Fortunately, [very minor benefit that absolutely does not offset the considerable drawbacks of whatever just happened].“  

“Unfortunately, [the exact, word-for-word thing that somebody just expressed that they hope won’t happen].“  

“Fortunately, [complete non sequitur].”

actually arlecchino's admission into the harbingers must have been so funny like. imagine being scaramouche, divine puppet, 500 years old, and you see this 18 - 20 year old insane woman enter and rapidly rocket up to 4th. Two whole spaces ahead of you. imagine being signora with your body made of liquid fire and then this new hotshot kills your coworker and shoots up to 4th, four whole spaces ahead of you, because she does the whole 'liquid fire in my veins' thing Better