The Kind Of Friends I Need

Asks Galore!

Hit me with it guys, I’m happy to answer anything 100% truthful! 1:When did you lose your virginity?

2: Rough sex or soft sex?

3: Do you have any unusual kinks/fetishes?

4: Weirdest place you’ve had sex?

5: Favourite sex position?

6: Do you like to be dominant or submissive?

7: Have you ever had any one night stands?

8: Sex on the bed, couch or the floor?

9: Have you ever had sex in a public place?

10: Have you ever been caught masturbating?

11: What does your favourite sexy underwear look like?

12: How often do you have sex?

13: Is there anybody right now you’d like to have sex with?

14: Do you prefer giving or receiving oral sex?

15: Most embarrassing thing that’s ever happened to you during sex?

16: A song you’d listen to during hard/rough/kinky sex?

17: A song you’d listen to during soft/slow/passionate sex?

18: Are you into dressing up for sex?

19: Would you prefer sex in the bath or sex in the shower?

20: If you could have sex with anyone right now, who would it be?

21: Have you ever had a threesome? If not, would you?

22: Do you/would you use sex toys?

23: Have you ever sent someone a dirty text/picture?

24: Would you have sex with your best friend?

25: Is there anything you do after sex? (for example, smoke, eat, drink)

26: Something that will never fail to get you horny?

27: Early morning sex or late night sex?

28: Favourite body part on the opposite sex?

29: Favourite body part on the same sex?

30: Something that you have hidden in your room that you don’t want anyone to find:

31: Weirdest sexual act some has performed [or tried to perform] on/with you:

32: Have you ever tasted yourself? [If no, would you?] [If yes, what did you think?]

33: Is it ever okay to not use a condom:

34: A food that you would like to use during a sexual experience:

35: Worst possible time to get horny:

36: Do you like it when your sexual partner moans?

37: How much fapping is too much fapping:

38: Best sexual complement you ever got:

39: Favorite foreplay activities:

40: What do you wear to bed?

41: When was the first time you masturbated:

42: Do you have any nude/masturbating pictures/video of yourself?

43: Have you ever/when was the last time you had sex outside?

44: Have/would you ever have sex in public?

45: Have/would you ever had a threesome?

46: What is one random object you’ve used to masturbate?

47: Do you watch gay/lesbian porn? why/why not?

48: Do you like oral sex? (why/why not)

49: How do you feel about tattoos on someone you are interested in?

50: How would you feel about taking someones virginity?

51: Is there any food you would NOT recommend using during a sexual encounter?

52: Would you rather be a pornstar or a prostitute?

53: Do you watch porn?

54: Have you ever been called a freak? Why?

55: Do you feel comfortable going “commando”?

56: Would you have a problem with going down on someone if they hadn’t shaved their pubic hair?

57: If you could give yourself head, would you?

58: Booty or Boobs?

59: Have you ever cheated on someone? (Why?)

60: If you were the other sex for a day, what are five things you would do?

61: have you ever watched someone masturbate?

62: has anyone ever watched you masturbate?

63. Have you ever had an erection and someone noticed?

64. What is your method of masturbation? (ie. toys, clitorial, prostate)

65. What is your bra/penis size?

66. What is the strangest thing you have ever put up your vagina/anus?

67. When was the last time you masturbated?

68. When was the last time you had sex?

69. When was the last time you watched porn?

70. Have you ever bought a sex toy? If so, which one did you buy last? First sex toy? If not, which one do you plan on buying when you do?

71. Guys:Circumsized?

72. Which not-genital part of your body do you like being touched?

73. Which genital part of your body do you like being touched?

74. Girls:Are you able to achieve orgasm just through breast stimulation?

75. Have you anonymously sent a sexual ask to someone on tumblr?

76. When was the last time you have had a wet dream?

77. Which wet dream was your favorite?

78. Is there a friend you would willingly have sex with?

79. Is there a celebrity/character you would willingly have sex with?

80. Favorite sexual position?

81. Do you like being called a slut or whore in bed?

82. Are you into any BDSM?

83. Have you ever wanted to have sex with someone but knew you couldnt for any reason? Why?

84. Do you like dirty talk?

85. Are you loud or quiet during sex? Masturbation?

86. Have you ever been inturrepted during sex or masturbation? Who/what?

87. What kind of porn do you like to watch?

88. Have you ever confessed to someone that you got an erection over them? What about masturbated to them?

89. Have you ever masturbated because your sexual partner wasn’t there when you needed them?

90. Have you ever had a one night stand? Do you still keep in contact with them?

91. Have you ever had a friends with benefits? Are they still beneficial?

92. Ask whatever you want

Every Day A New Lulz

From here on out, every day I'll submit a picture I find funny, or screenshots that I may take, or even League of Legends games that I've played and recorded. I may even draw if I think of something. All for lulz!

Reblog if

It’s 104% okay to come to your DM and just say, “Hi, can we be friends?” And then start asking you random questions.

Me n who ?

Inspired by the text post here in which Garrus shows off. Last panel is my absolute favorite. 

OHGOD

First time I drank piss

My ex used to destroy me.

He was the first guy I dated after my ex raped me and he loved how fucked up i was. He had a huge 9 inch cock and loved to tie me up and fuck my ass. We never used lube, he’d just fuck my face or pussy first.

He likes to leave me tied up to his bed or put me on all fours on the floor and use me as a footrest in between fucks.

He’d done so much to me at that point but I’d always beg for more. He would sit on my face and force my tongue into his ass (he was the first guy who’s ass I ate too). He would hit me. One time on my birthday, my dad was out of town and he made me text him back while he fucked my ass.

One day I stopped at his place before I went to college that day so he could use my holes that day. I would wake up 2 hours early some days to ensure he used me.

I walked in and he was waiting for me

“We’re trying something new today. Strip.”

I took my clothes off as fast as I could, instantly wet. I had no idea what to expect we’d already done so much.

“Good whore. Get on your knees and crawl after me.”

I followed him outside to his backyard. I was so nervous. It was the middle of the day so most people were at work but it was a townhouse complex and not very hidden. But he didn’t put me in the corner of the backyard for at least some privacy, I was right in the middle so everyone could see.

He asked me something about how I had promised I would be a good whore for him and if I meant it. I said yes. He asked if he could do anything he wanted to me. I said yes.

He told me to kneel and close my eyes and open my mouth. He told me not to move or close my mouth or he’d beat me. I was thinking he was going to make me lick his ass in public.

I’m sitting there for like 10 seconds and all of a sudden I feel a warm liquid on my face. I try my hardest not to move. I suddenly realize he’s pissing on me.

We’d never talked about piss play before. I felt so degraded that my own boyfriend knew I was so stupid I’d let him piss on me without talking about it first.

He then aimed for my mouth. The taste wasn’t as bad as I thought it would be. I could tell he’d prepared for this and drank a lot of water. It was so hot that he planned it.

I held his piss in my mouth and didn’t swallow. He had told me not to move. Eventually he filled up my mouth and piss overflowed all over my body. He aimed his cock towards my hair. He knew how long I had spent on my hair and makeup to look good for school. He slowly stopped pissing and wiped his cock on my hair.

He told me to close my mouth but not to swallow yet. He told me I needed to get used to the taste of his piss because I was going to be tasting a lot of it.

He said a lot of degrading things after that while he jerked his cock in my face. I don’t remember most of them but a couple stand out.

“I bet you’re soaking wet right now, aren’t you? You’re disgusting.”

“I didn’t realize you were this fucked up, I bet I can get away with doing a lot more.”

Eventually he shoved me so I was on all fours. He told me if I let any piss out of my mouth that he would beat me. He told me I needed to mentally link the taste of piss with pleasure and that he was training me to be a dirty piss whore.

He shoved his cock in my cunt. I was so wet I could hear his cock fucking me. I started getting close to cumming already. It was so hard to keep my mouth shut and his piss was starting to taste bad from being in my mouth for so long.

His cock was drenched from fucking my cunt. He pulled out and started to push his cock in my ass. He used my ass so often it was easy, it didn’t even hurt me anymore. I just felt an insane amount of pleasure. Having my ass be so ruined that a 9 inch cock doesn’t bother me with a mouth full of piss made me feel so degraded. He was so deep in my ass and eventually, I actually came. He had trained me before to cum from having my ass fucked.

He fucked my ass until he was close. He pulled out and turned me around. He came all over my face.

“Swallow.”

It took me a couple times but I managed to swallow all of his piss.

“Clean my cock”

I licked every inch of his cock. I then took my fingers and took every drop of cum off of my face and into my mouth.

I never made it to class that day. He decided I should drink as much piss as possible that day until I crave it.

<3

Wholeheartedly agree.

I don’t get help because I am the helper.

I’m sure I’m not the only person who can relate to this. You’re the friend who helps everyone, gives them advice when they need it, tells them they’re perfect when they feel ugly, and help them with their relationships even though you’ve never been in one yourself. But then the time comes around for you to be sad, for you to need help, and they’re not there to give it. Sure, sometimes you may not tell people you need help when you need it, but when you do tell everyone just ignores the fact and continues on with their lives like you don’t matter. And then the next day they come to you for more help.

I’ve gotten to the point where I don’t even care if I get their help or not. I wouldn’t even know what to do if they did offer help, I’ve never been on the other side of the relationship and I would feel out of place if I was. I’ve become better at dealing with my feelings and problems myself rather than telling anyone or even anything.