Me Getting Some Irish Dick: Oh Please Don’t Stop

terrifying monstrosity: who could possibly love me when I am a terrifying monstrosity  me, stretched out on the table in front of them with a rose between my teeth: well

Ngl, just waiting until I hit my thirties so I can start pulling all these girls half my age that need a new father figure

A dnd party where the ranger’s companion, the wizard’s familiar, the warlock’s patron, and the cleric’s deity are all the same creature

Inspired by the text post here in which Garrus shows off. Last panel is my absolute favorite. 

What even is it MADE OF!?

Probably the most hilarious thing I've ever seen!

I’m sorry…

…you know too much.

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A plot twist for viewers to decide. 

Bumps on the bus.

Artist: Braeburned

Levi is Capricorn. I am Capricorn. Therefore I am a tall Levi.

Christa  - Capricorn - January 15 Mikasa - Aquarius - February 10 Ymir - Aquarius - February 17 Annie - Aries - March 22 Eren - Aries - March 30 Jean - Aries - April 7 Connie - Taurus - May 2 Marco - Gemini - June 16 Sasha - Leo - July 26 Reiner - Leo - August 1 Hanji - Virgo - September 5 Erwin - Libra - October 14 Armin - Scorpio - November 3 Levi - Capricorn - December 25 Bertholdt - Capricorn - December 30