slashes-slut
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the shit i'd let this old man do to me is FOUL
Oh Lord… Lord have mercy
Just got an "I ❤️ Emo Boys" shirt from my best friend. I love it, it's from Spencer's as are all of my shirts except for one (I only have 6)
All day, all night. We ain't stopping
THE HAPPY TRAIL THE PIT HAIR
THE FUCKING BUSH.
goddamn i love this man.
Dijon is so cute
🩵DIJON ROSE🩵
Tumblr feed is very negative today, blessing your timeline with nipple Slash🙏🏻🧎🏼♀️➡️
Fr boring if you’re still askFM bullying people🤨
A fine bulge pair of pants you have there, Sir
Can we all collectively block @/dickstrangler69. He's a racist, homophobic, misogynistic piece of shit whose only goal here is to cause problems and make people feel bad about themselves. If we block him he won't get as much engagement and will hopefully leave people alone. He is specifically going after Cat right now and the things he's saying are absolutely awful and not true in the slightest
Reblog if you actually give a shit about anyone who's suicidal or depressed.
no one should scroll past this
ooh yay !
what i had in mind was basically different scenarios like: slash pissing himself on stage (like that one post u mentioned), him being lazy in bed, stuck in traffic, etc.
u can chose whatever u want to do, im not picky xoxo
Too Much To Drink
Tw: piss, that's the whole fic
A/n: This is fairly short cause unless I wrote multiple incidents there's only so much to say but I had a lot of fun writing this. And yes this is based on actual rumours lol
About half way through their show was when Slash realized he had maybe drank a bit too much, he could feel a steady pressure in his bladder. He was trying to just ignore it and focus on playing, jumping and running around the stage as usual, that was only making it worse but yet he ignored it still. Being drunk doesn't always lead to the best decision making.
A few songs later he had stopped running around, staying in place near the side of the stage. Shifting to try and ignore his growing need to pee, he focused the best he could on playing the song correctly. He tapped his foot to the beat.
He was starting to feel embarrassed about his full bladder, resisting the urge to grab himself as that would only draw attention and stop him from playing.
Axl and Duff had noticed Slashes change in behaviour, giving him a look to ask if he was okay. He simply ignored some of the looks and brushed others off, he didn't need them to know how desperate he felt. The pressure is his bladder was getting harder and harder to ignore.
A few minutes later he felt himself start to leak and stopped moving suddenly, hoping to keep it at bay. He thanked whatever God above that he was wearing leather pants and not jeans. He crossed his legs in such a way that appeared like he was just showing off on his guitar.
The leaks became more frequent, he whined hoping no one could hear it. Why hadn't he just gone off stage to use the bathroom real quick? Now he was pissing his pants on stage. He couldn't hold it back any longer. It was starting to hurt.
A puddle formed underneath him, he tried not to let it out too fast and make it obvious, he hoped he could simply pass it off as sweat because he'd been standing in one place for so long. He could feel the warm liquid running down his legs, into his shoes, the puddle beneath him growing. Thankfully the leather pants hid any evidence of it.
After two long minutes the stream stopped and he breathed a sigh of relief, after a moment he started to move around again, not being burdened by a full bladder anymore.
After the show he quickly changed out of his pants and put on a pair of jeans before rejoining the band backstage. Unfortunately for him his odd behaviour had attracted the attention of his band members, Duff and Axl specifically had kept an eye on him throughout the show and as a result saw what happened.
Of course that meant they were going to tease him, Duff being the one to speak up first. "Did you seriously piss yourself on stage man?"
"What? No" Slash of course denied it, feeling embarrassed that he couldn't even hold it for one show.
"You did" Axl chimed in, he could tell Slash was embarrassed and he found it amusing. "It's not a big deal really, at least the audience couldn't tell"
They teased him about it for weeks but that didn't stop him from doing it more often, he realized it was more convenient than leaving the stage as long as he wore leather pants. Which wasn't every show so on the nights he wore jeans or shorts he drank less.
Of course people in the audience noticed occasionally but as long as he didn't confirm anything it might as well have been sweat on the stage
The need I have for this man to rail me… it’s strong
I feel like I've said this a few times but I keep seeing people use it. STOP USING AI, YES CHAT BOTS COUNT. I don't not want that anywhere near me, if you use AI your not welcome here
Thanks for the tag
I don't watch movies often so I had to think about this for a sec
Tags: @whcrepawz @weirdgenetic-fuckup @docevamp @wtchzmbie @starryravine
Rules: List 5 of your favorite films in a poll and have people vote on which is their favorite.
Saw this tag game and wanted to do it myself!
@emometalhead @reefer-keifer @lord-of-the-weird @dreamcastgirl99 @bettergobackoutandfindher @leviathanlazarus @vancruejovi and anyone else who wants to do this!
His body is so fucking beautiful
Curly babe
“what are you thinking about?” oh nothing nothing…. just imagining izzy as my dumb little stoner boyfriend who smells like weed and bo and all we do is smoke, listen to music and give sloppy head to each other 🐾
i said what i said
Well he did say on Howard Stern that he’d shared needles🤷🏼♀️
Oh?
i don't understand why the condom thing is a big deal? No offense or anything, it seems like slash just doesn't prefer wearing a condom but would wear on if the person he was sleeping with wanted to? Please correct me if I'm wrong but he didn't say he refuses to wear one does he? Again I'm not trying to be rude :)
I've heard that he had refused to wear one because he can't finish with a condom and that they don't work and my main problem with the whole thing was people taking the clip of him saying condoms don't work and saying it was funny or cute of him to say that when it's really not
Discord server has gotten a bit boring, need more people to talk to
at this point i think being mad about slash not wearing a condom isnt a big deal because its just stupid and pointless but him saying it doesnt do anything? like bro it protects woman from getting pregnant and from having so many std like he has for sure. so him not wearing a condom is okay - his body his choice (and if the person he has sex is also okay with it) - but not okay is him saying it doesnt do shit because it does. period.
Agreed
What gets me is that “it just doesn’t work” is your dick shaped like a triangle or what?
Right? Like just say you've never put one on, if they didn't work they wouldn't be used. Also if he'd put it on the bottle properly it would have stayed
THE VEINS IN HIS ARM😩😩
I wanna run my fingers down his chest slowly
don’t get why he’d be fussy about protection, like what HASN’T he put his pee pee in at this point
Yeah, also if he's refusing to wear protection. What else is he not doing or following properly