I Want To Write A Book Called “your Character Dies In The Woods” That Details All The Pitfalls And

big day today

Ok people, it was me. I put the autism in vaccines. I did. Me. Hope this helps :)

Tysm!!

You've been visited by the Lester Sinclair fairy!!

He's come to collect all of your negative thoughts and feelings for his roadkill pile to make sure you have a good day, and remember you are loved 💛

Give him a kiss & send him on his way with a reblog!

dealing with the worst case scenario

your condom breaks

you feel a lump on your breast

your friends are ignoring you

you’re stranded on an island 

you got rejected by a crush

you get into a car accident

you got stung by a bee/wasp

you got fired from your job

you’re in an earthquake

your tattoo gets infected

your house is on fire

you’re lost in the woods

you get arrested abroad

you get robbed

your partner cheated on you

you’re on a ship that’s sinking

you fall into ice

you’re stuck in an elevator

you hit a deer with your car

you have food poisoning

your pet passed away

you fall off of a horse

you or your friend has alcohol poisoning

you have toxic shock syndrome

your house has a gas leak

if you voted for trump, block me. you're a horrible fucking person.

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I love you unwell elf girl

hey boy don't kill yourself. green's dictionary of slang is available online and allows you to explore 500 years of english vulgarity. you can search by part of speech, source, time period, etymology, and usage. there's a whole category for gay slang. they even have specific citations listed so you can see the exact context for yourself. boy did you know that in 1927 "to kneel at the altar" was slang for "to sodomize"